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Posted on 01/16/2015 4:16:37 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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01/16/2015 4:18:55 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
To: Lucky9teen
Hey everybody - it’s Friday!
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01/16/2015 4:18:59 AM PST
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FroggyTheGremlim
("Your apathy is their power." - Sarah Palin Jul 19, 2014)
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posted on
01/16/2015 4:19:03 AM PST
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: eCSMaster
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01/16/2015 4:20:19 AM PST
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/16/2015 4:23:54 AM PST
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FroggyTheGremlim
("Your apathy is their power." - Sarah Palin Jul 19, 2014)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!
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01/16/2015 4:26:22 AM PST
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Rummyfan
To: Lucky9teen
BBC News - UK Suicide Bombers go on Strike
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We dont ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands.
They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. Its a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I dont like cutting benefits but Id hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they wont be able to blow themselves up.
Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.
According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.
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posted on
01/16/2015 4:26:53 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/16/2015 4:37:47 AM PST
by
cartan
To: Lucky9teen
I be grieving today...had to buy a new computer this week and have found that this Windows 8 setup doesn't give me "shadeable" photo properties -- which would allow me to post pictures.
I just get a little box showing properties -- but that's as far as I can get....humbug.
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posted on
01/16/2015 4:41:02 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
To: eCSMaster
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01/16/2015 4:43:51 AM PST
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
Oh I am so watching that!!!
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posted on
01/16/2015 4:57:26 AM PST
by
4everontheRight
(And the story began with..."Once there was a great nation......")
To: Lucky9teen
Reason he missed the Paris march:
Michelle couldn’t go and he didn’t want to have to kiss her goodbye.
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posted on
01/16/2015 5:05:46 AM PST
by
rfreedom4u
(Do you know who Barry Soetoro is?)
To: Lucky9teen
His dog was taking him for a walk that day.
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posted on
01/16/2015 5:17:10 AM PST
by
RetSignman
(Obama is the walking, talking middle finger in the face of America)
To: Lucky9teen
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01/16/2015 5:19:24 AM PST
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 50?
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posted on
01/16/2015 5:23:49 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Liberty Valance
Top 25 and a three day weekend
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posted on
01/16/2015 5:39:55 AM PST
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
To: Yorlik803
Yeah, Lee-Jackson Day (I’m in Virginia).
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posted on
01/16/2015 5:41:16 AM PST
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fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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