SARAH PALIN PLOTS WHITE HOUSE ASSAULT (National Enquirer slanted, silly, biased but ... true?)

National Enquirer ^ | Published on: March 30, 2015 | by NATIONAL ENQUIRER staff

[Cringing Negativism Network]

But a quickie marriage isn’t the only thing on Sarah’s mind, sources revealed. At a recent event for potential Republican presidential candidates, Sarah said: “Without putting any words in my mouth, you can absolutely say that I’m seriously interested” in the 2016 race.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/sarah-palin-plots-white-house-assault

[C. Edmund Wright]

aha....gotcha....it would be fun.

[jonrick46]

This read from the National Enquirer makes me outraged:

"With a real war hero in the family, Sarah, 51, hopes voters will forget her clan’s bad behavior, sources said."

I ask, What bad behavior? The only bad behavior is that which was spun in hyperbole for the legions of frothing gossip addicts.

[McGruff]

I wish but it doesn't look like it's gonna happen to me.

[dforest]

Actually, for a family of the Palin size, living in a state like Alaska, the Palins are rather laid back.

Compare them to the Kennedy clan. Now that is a bunch of freaks and perverts supposedly from an oh so civilized state like Massachusetts. That said, she isn't going to run because she would have to be working on that since before yesterday!

[American Constitutionalist]

Those in her own party who don’t like the gravy train being upset are like baboons who trow their own feces with impeccable aim.

[CyberAnt]

I believe the term “RINO” is the most appropriate. They claim to be repubs, but they more often vote DemocRAT whenever it benefits them.

[Lakeshark]

But...but...think of the fun of a campaign where Palin and Cruz followed Reagan's 11th as a compact with each other. Watch the press internally combust trying to cover all the angles.

Not going to happen. They both want to turn the course of history, and they both know she's not going to be on the ticket. If he wins, Cruz will pick someone like Walker who can deliver a swing state. She will enthusiasticaly stump for that ticket.

I love the idea of her on the cabinet, sec/energy, sec/interior, totally vindicating her and restarting her political career. I can hear the media/prog heads exploding in mid air as I'm posting.......such a fine sound.

:-)

[Resettozero]

Well, I like your scenario too. But still not enough fun.

[Lakeshark]

Fun is if we survive through zero, and Cruz begins the long climb towards sanity in this country.

I was fortunate to have celebrated the end of an era when W was inaugurated instead of Gore. I hope to attend the inauguration of Cruz because he has the leadership needed at this time to bring us back from the brink.

Now THAT would be fun........

[RitaOK]

I assume they are talking about the so-called family brawl at a private barbeque, generated by an insult to Bristol?

[jonrick46]

“Cruz/Palin, is my dream team.

Cruz’s task is to go back to the 2013 sixteen day government shutdown he led over continuing funding of Obamacare. Many Americans view him has a obstructionist that caused real hardship around the nation for what they view as his grandstanding filibuster marathon. Of course, this is all the result of the media spin to get readership or, viewership through hyperbole, distortion and fabrication.

[jonrick46]

That’s it. Bristol was drug by home owner, Klingenmeyer, across the lawn by her legs as she was called names. 20-year old Willow was also interviewed and told police Klingenmeyer had “assaulted” Bristol and she had been pushed by an “older lady” and others involved in the fight were “saying things like f*** the Palins.” Police described Willow as “extremely agitated.” It started when a friend, Steven, was hit from behind and knocked to the ground. The injury resulted in ten stitches. When Willow saw what happened, she turned to the mother of the assaulter and said, “Get a hold of your son!” The woman goes over and pushes Willow down. Then, Willow runs over and tells Bristol what had happened. Bristol, who was in the limo, gets out and, “After I got out of the car, I didn’t get far. I never even got to talk to his mom, because a guy in his late thirties or early forties got in my face. He was towering over me—probably at 6 foot something and over 200 pounds. He puffed his chest out and started yelling. ‘You c-—!’ he looked right in my eyes and said. ‘Get the f-— out of here, you slut!’ I was alarmed that things had gotten so bad so fast. But it got even worse when this guy started pushing me. He had his hands on me, pushing me down. That’s when I swung and hit his face.”
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Just to correct the myth, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson announced their engagement before knowing of the pregnancy. So, this is not by definition a shotgun wedding. I have seen a gift registry in JC Penny’s listing November 4th, 2008 as the wedding date.

[jonrick46]

[JaguarXKE]

Of course she;s “seriously interested in” 2016. We all are! She is being coy - she is interested in seeing a good solid conservative in the WHite House, not necessarily herself.