Obama's grandmother to cook for president on Kenya trip

AFP ^ | July 3, 2015

[PROCON]

Nairobi (AFP) - President Barack Obama's Kenyan grandmother, known as Mama Sarah, vowed Friday to cook a traditional meal for her grandson when he visits the East African nation, the birthplace of his father, later this month.

"With regards to what food I will prepare for Barack on his visit, I will prepare all the traditional food available," she said, speaking her Luo language through a translator on a visit to Nairobi.

She tempted him with the offer of dishes including fish, chicken and maize porridge.

[musicman]

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[353FMG]

And let’s not forget the shredded monkey meat a la Mau Mau.

[TigersEye]

Eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing.

[Shimmer1]

Of course she wants to feed him, she loves him. She saw him be born.

[trisham]

LOL!

[lilypad]

I wonder if he will have his official taster person there at this meal?

[Sacajaweau]

http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2013/07/01/kenyan-leaders-slam-president-obamas-gay-rights-comments

[machogirl]

Grandma said in an interview long ago, that she has picture on her wall of a pregnant Stanley Ann. (assuming it’s Barry in the tummy) No intrepid reporter has ever asked to see it or photograph it.

[mass55th]

"Bushmeat?"

Obama's never gone near a bush in his life ;-)

[mass55th]

Obama quote: Why can’t I just eat my dik dik?

[Darksheare]

Feed him bushmeat.

[Daffynition]

Mark my words....she's gonna move in to the white hut with Obie from Nairobi's MIL.

[OldSmaj]

Bushmeat?

Nah...goats asshole.

Andrew Zimmern is providing technical consultation to Mama Sarah...or whatever the hell she's called.

[Gay State Conservative]

Before our recent trip to Kenya we were given a list of things *not* to eat or drink that was a yard long.Ten bucks says that they'll eat nothing but the finest steaks and caviars (brought from the US,of course) while there.

[john mirse]

DNA: I wish that “grandmother” would give us some blood to use for DNA tests to prove that Obama is really her
grandson.

[Joe Boucher]

any good dog recipies mam?

[hal ogen]

Shouldn’t “dik” be “dick”? Just askin’...

[Colonel_Flagg]

Nothing like home cooking, eh, Baraq?

[Twinkie]

Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts -
Dirty little birdie’s feet -
Mentholated monkey meat -
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts -

AND ME WITHOUT A SPOON!

BUT, I’VE GOT A STRAW! I’VE GOT A STRAW!
SLURRRRRRRRRP! SLURRRRRRRRP!

(To be sung to the tune of “Great Big Gobs”.)

[Bluewater2015]

In Barry’s case, most likely.