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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
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Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allin; drink; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; penguinhumor; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Pippin

This is the Undead Thread. We stay away from politics, as there are so many other threads to cover it all, but we do allow people to vent, here, and we don’t judge.

You will not be flamed. We don’t do that, here. This is probably the safest place to be on FR, and we do care what our denizens think and feel.

While we discuss politics and religion, we try very hard to keep it at discussions, and not let it escalate. Which is why we seldom discuss those two subjects here. This is the place to come when you need to get away from the craziness of other threads.


3,561 posted on 09/18/2015 12:06:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Doctor: It's no wonder you feel a song coming on; you have a staph infection.)
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To: ArGee

There is a big black box, 3.5” X 3.5” in the upper right hand corner and I don’t know how to get rid of it. It has a big orange arrow and the statement, “Search, settings, and other charms,” then “Move your mouse pointer all the way into the corner, move down the edge, and then click.”

It is in such a position that I can’t access my Favorites file.

Any suggestions?


3,562 posted on 09/18/2015 12:10:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Doctor: It's no wonder you feel a song coming on; you have a staph infection.)
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To: Monkey Face

WinhAte, huh?


3,563 posted on 09/18/2015 12:21:43 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Pippin

Well, now we have our government doing everything it can to ensure we have a “Beslan” happen here.
*sigh*
How long until the Kenyan man-child is out of office?


3,564 posted on 09/18/2015 12:22:51 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Monkey Face

So I can vent, which is few and far between, and not be harassed?


3,565 posted on 09/18/2015 12:23:14 PM PDT by Pippin (Bush Babe forever)
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To: NoCmpromiz

I h8 on w8.


3,566 posted on 09/18/2015 12:23:28 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Monkey Face

I don’t speak computereze


3,567 posted on 09/18/2015 12:24:13 PM PDT by Pippin (Bush Babe forever)
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To: Pippin; Monkey Face

“So I can vent, which is few and far between, and not be harassed?”

As long as it is not near any sources of ignition, and not in the library or drawing room. :)


3,568 posted on 09/18/2015 12:27:55 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: ArGee

Like why did Broadstripe and Comcast (two cable companies in Anne Arundel County Maryland) in their “infinite wisdom” decided not the carry BBCAmerica in there line up,

I’m gonna miss watching the ninth season of Doctor Who because of them! grrr!


3,569 posted on 09/18/2015 12:28:50 PM PDT by Pippin (Bush Babe forever)
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To: moose07; Monkey Face

LOL! How about if it’s near Obama’s face?


3,570 posted on 09/18/2015 12:29:58 PM PDT by Pippin (Bush Babe forever)
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To: Monkey Face

Take your time , ‘Face.
Computer change time is as stressful as moving house.
(There are more of each site available upon request , should a moment of madness occur. :). )


3,571 posted on 09/18/2015 12:32:09 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: Pippin; Monkey Face

I’ll get some chairs....dis gona be gooood! :)


3,572 posted on 09/18/2015 12:34:36 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

BTW, I’m curious about your tagline, what does it mean?


3,573 posted on 09/18/2015 12:35:16 PM PDT by Pippin (Bush Babe forever)
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To: moose07

You know Obama is the first president that is younger than me. so I could tell him off and call him a bratty little pipsqueak if I’m so inclined to.


3,574 posted on 09/18/2015 12:37:04 PM PDT by Pippin (Bush Babe forever)
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To: Pippin

It is Vietnamese for “sc**w communists”
Nah ,is the name of the musician who wrote the song, DMCS.
It’s on utube.


3,575 posted on 09/18/2015 12:41:00 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

Oh, Cool!


3,576 posted on 09/18/2015 12:42:00 PM PDT by Pippin (Bush Babe forever)
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To: Pippin

They invented Cricket bats for situations like that.
Cranium on willow sounds similar to leather on willow.
This how ‘knocked for six’ gained It’s two meanings. :)


3,577 posted on 09/18/2015 12:45:29 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

AH! Well, Obama has all the brains of a cricket ball


3,578 posted on 09/18/2015 12:54:54 PM PDT by Pippin (Bush Babe forever)
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To: moose07

Er, Am I taking freedom of speech a little too far?


3,579 posted on 09/18/2015 12:56:19 PM PDT by Pippin (Bush Babe forever)
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To: Pippin

Not at all.
This is covered under humour and satire.
Plus it is provable....when did he last balance the budget?
:)


3,580 posted on 09/18/2015 1:11:04 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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