[redhead]

"And, students, remember your ADVERBS! It’s not “Eat Local”, it’s “Eat Locally”....sheesh!"

Unless they mean, "Lo-Cal."

[eartrumpet]

On the top of the hour Blaze Radio News on XM, one gal reads every story in a weird present-past tense. Really takes me off the story.

“Bob Slinck dies Tuesday. He is born in Ohio in 1925 and marries after WW2. He develops the golden can opener in 1963 and survives assassination attempts in 1972 and 1998. His three children die in childbirth. “