I may have taken leftover bacon bits and sprinkled them on my Muslim neighbo’rs sidewalk. Then I may have said a spell to ward off evil and send it back to hell. Is that wrong? After all, they weren’t the good bacon bits. They were the soggy, mushy kind that came with a prepackaged chef salad.
According to the Koran, Muslims are to remain silent while in the bathroom. I would never consider engaging them in conversation. Uh huh.