My message to our government and all terrorists
Right?
Posted on 11/20/2015 5:10:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Right?
Dear Family and Friends!
I am sorry that I have not been responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue
( PIST-AWF ).
For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing the President pander to Muslim terrorists.
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure.
It is hoped that the cure will be available in November of 2016.
And I stupidly thought my affliction was due to aging!
If you watched the Democrat debate on mute, it looked like Bernie Sanders spent two hours angrily sending his soup back at the deli. ~ Kimmel
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Bernie Sanders will deliver a speech tomorrow, which pundits say will seek to clarify his identity as a Democratic socialist. He'll explain that "Democratic" means he believes everyone should have an equal say, and "socialist" means he's not getting elected. ~ Meyers
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Bernie Sanders, the presidential hopeful and senator from Vermont, joined Snapchat. Bernie did this, I assume, to appeal to younger voters. If you're the oldest candidate running for president, maybe not a great idea to post a drawing of yourself as a ghost. ~ Kimmel
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If you'd like to follow Bernie Sanders, his Snapchat user name is bernie.sanders. If you want to log into his account, his password is "Password." ~ Kimmel
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Jeb Bush is on Snapchat. He's been on for a while because he's cool too. The Bush campaign launched a contest people can enter to win a chance to have dinner with Jeb Bush. The contest is called, "Will someone please come hang out with me?" ~ Kimmel
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President Obama is overseas this week joining other world leaders in Turkey for the G-20 summit. Which is unusual, because normally when people are gathered around Turkey debating Obama, it's just a bunch of drunk uncles at Thanksgiving. ~ Fallon
bttt
Top.... nothing. Hehehe. d;^)
That doesn't count?
OMG, now my weekend is ruined.....
Deadpool Trailer
Warning - language
IN!!
Bill commenting on Hill’s sexuality: “Hell - she’s eaten more p*ssy than ah have!”
To cat: You’re doing it wrong....
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