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WILDLY POLITICALLY INCORRECT VIDEO: "Thanksgiving and Native Americans - The Truth"
www.LouderWithCrowder.com ^ | 11/25/2015 | Steven Crowder

Posted on 11/25/2015 9:05:21 AM PST by StevenCrowder

Happens every Thanksgiving, doesn’t? Some bleeding heart liberal you’re “related to” gets on their moral high Crazy Horse and lectures about how horribly rotten the white man was to the Native Americans. Which is why this year we’re throwing in the tomahawk. Time to scalp the facts about the Indians. Feathers not dots.

TRIGGER WARNING: offensive video at link.

Transcript (without the sketch-cutaways or jokes) It’s Thanksgiving! You know what that means. As you try and enjoy your downtime with your family, you’ll undoubtedly find a social justice warrior around your Thanksgiving table trying to force-feed you white guilt. Afterall, your ancestors commited genocide against the Indians. Sorry native Americans. Indigenous? Let’s just go with redskins.

Only one problem, most of it pure, unadulterated buffalo-feces.

Alright to preface this, yes, some of the settlers committed some heinous crimes that were inexcusable, and I’ve benefited from the privelege thereof, yada yada yada… but sooooome of the propoganda out there needs to be called out. Civilizations clash, that’s happened since the beginning of time. War sucks, but that doesn’t give teachers, leftists and social justice warriors the right to LIE about non-existent peaceful Native Americans who rode horses, never experienced war, painted with colors of the wind and were taken out by smallbox blankets. So before you dumbasses hang that dreamcatcher from your rearview mirror, hold your mouth because this tin can I’m about to kick just might hit you in the teeth. Let’s debunk some common PC thanksgiving myths.

MYTH: THE NATIVE AMERICANS WERE A PEACEFUL CULTURE TO WHOM THE CONCEPT OF WAR WAS FOREIGN

FACT: MANY WERE BRUTAL, CONQUERING ***HOLES

Native Americans warred with each other since, forever. Sometimes it was over hunting or farming grounds, sometimes revenge, sometimes to steal, sometimes to kill. I don’t say this to demonize them, they were no different than any other regressive, Neolithic cultures on other continents.

But the truth is that the only way settlers were able to conquer this land was through the help of Native Americans who teamed up with them to settle the score with the other, more assholish tribes. You think Cortes was able to conquer with only 500 Conquisadors. Course not, it took 50,000 ANGRY allied Native Americans who’d had it up to here with being enslaved and forced to carry gold for the other, Native Aztecs.

Some of of the Indian tribes were the most brutal in existence.

They practiced enslavement, rape, cannibalism, would sometimes target women and children, tribes like the Commanchees would butcher babies and roast people alive… and by the way, where do you think we LEARNED scalping?

MYTH: NATIVE AMERICANS WERE AN ADVANCED SOCIETY

TRUTH: NOT EVEN CLOSE

Smell that? It’s your sacred cow being torched. After I scalped her, of course. Unlike Rome, Greece, China, or pretty much any great empire which had already existed at that time, the Native Americans didn’t have advanced plumbing, transportation, mathematics or really… anything that led to the iphone on which you’re currently watching this. That whole beautiful “horseback Indian” culture you read about? It’s a lie because they hadn’t even domesticated horses. Not only that, but they didn’t even use the WHEEL. No really. 1400 AD… no wheel.

Even more reason that, when you’re that far behind, the clash of civilizations is going to be THAT much more drastic when the new wheel-using world catches up to you.

MYTH: THE SETTLERS DELIBERATELY INFECTED NATIVES WITH SMALLPOX BLANKETS TO WHIPE THEM OUT

TRUTH: ONLY IDIOTS COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE THIS

Think about it. You really believe Europeans waged microbial, biological warfare… long before discovery, mass acceptance or even close to an understanding of advanced germ theory?

So it’s not true. You can look forever for historical accounts of mass smallpox blankets being pajamagrammed to the peaceful Indians, but you won’t find them. But there is SOME truth to the myth, which brings us to our final point.

MYTH: EUROPEANS COMMITTED MASS GENOCIDE. KILLING EVERY NATIVE AMERICAN FOR SPORT

TRUTH: NOT EVEN CLOSE

However, it is estimated that at high as 95% of pre-Columbian Native Americans were in fact killed off by disease, WHY? Because Europeans introduced new diseases to which the Native Americans hadn’t developed an immunity not only with THEMSELVES but now contact with animals like again HORSES which Native Americans hadn’t domesticated. Again, because they were such an archaic, unadvanced society.

Sure there were plenty of bloody, horrendous, unimaginable battles that occurred, and generally when it comes to neoloithic tribes and more advances settlers, the guys with the boom-boom sticks win. This isn’t exclusive to America or all that uncommon.

But Europeans were not hellbent on wiping out Native Americans, they were actually encouraged to bring the people into European culture and convert them to Christianity. Plus, inter-marrying was incredibly common. How else do you explain Johnny Depp, Angalina Jolie, Kid Cudi and even imaginary Elizabeth Warren claiming to be 1/16th Cherokee?

Killing people is bad. But so is milking, misleading and guilting all future generations for crimes they didn’t commit. Yep, Europeans conquered the Native Americans, created a Constitutional Republic, and advanced in mere centuries what Natives couldn’t do for thousands of years here on the plot of land that is America. So close this smartphone window, go enjoy your turkey and tell your social justice warrior cousin at the table to shut that mustached, single-origin-coffee drinking-hole. Or just… hand him a smallpox napkin.

SOURCES

Indigineous Americans didn’t invent the wheel: https://www.quora.com/Why-were-the-indigenous-peoples-of-the-Americas-not-able-to-invent-the-wheel Native Americans were introduced to horses by Spaniards: http://www.omgfacts.com/lists/8801/Native-Americans-didn-t-originally-use-or-know-about-horses-They-were-introduced-to-them-by-the-Spaniards Colonists learned to scalp from Indians (not sure about the source, but…): http://www.native-languages.org/iaq12.htm Smallpox blanket hoax: http://quod.lib.umich.edu/p/plag/5240451.0001.009/–did-the-us-army-distribute-smallpox-blankets-to-indians?rgn=main;view=fulltext Genocide myth: http://american3rdposition.com/?p=12675 Time table of Native American wars: http://www.u-s-history.com/pages/h1008.html Easy to read reference guide of conflicts from 1540 on: http://www.legendsofamerica.com/na-indianwartimeline.html Details of Colonial Indian wars: http://www.legendsofamerica.com/na-colonialindianwars.html Clashes with European settlers: http://www.wvculture.org/history/indland.html Comanches butchered babies, ate enemies: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2396760/How-Comanche-Indians-butchered-babies-roasted-enemies-alive.html Capitalism over cannibalism: http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2013/05/01/history-rant-cannibalism-at-jamestown-why/ Reject the lie of white “genocide” against Native Americans: http://townhall.com/columnists/michaelmedved/2007/09/19/reject_the_lie_of_white_genocide_against_native_americans/page/full Native Americans “National Day of Mourning”: http://www.uaine.org/ Obama’s Thanksgiving messages regularly fail to actually thank God: http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2012/11/22/for-fourth-straight-year-obama-thanksgiving-message-god/ 8 little known Thanksgiving facts: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/11/22/8-little-known-facts-about-thanksgiving/ Top 5 Thanksgiving proclamations: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/11/25/top-five-thanksgiving-proclamations/


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1 posted on 11/25/2015 9:05:21 AM PST by StevenCrowder
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To: StevenCrowder

Direct link to video without the blog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGK9KHUnaaQ


2 posted on 11/25/2015 9:10:00 AM PST by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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To: StevenCrowder

bfl


3 posted on 11/25/2015 9:16:07 AM PST by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: StevenCrowder

Actually, there weren’t any horses, domesticated or otherwise, in the Americas in 1492.


4 posted on 11/25/2015 9:16:12 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Men need a reason to shop. Women need a place.)
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To: humblegunner

okay...


5 posted on 11/25/2015 9:25:35 AM PST by StevenCrowder
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However, it is estimated that at high as 95% of pre-Columbian Native Americans were in fact killed off by disease, WHY? Because Europeans introduced new diseases to which the Native Americans hadn’t developed an immunity....

So germs are a two way street,,,why didn’t Europeans die from Indian germs in large numbers? Am I missing something? 95% seems inordinately high....


6 posted on 11/25/2015 9:28:00 AM PST by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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To: StevenCrowder

A few more.
http://westerndigs.org/infamous-mass-grave-of-young-women-in-ancient-city-of-cahokia-also-holds-men-study/

http://www.dickshovel.com/scalp.html

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/760183/posts

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/06/0601_wireanasazi.html

http://www.li.suu.edu/library/circulation/Dean/anth2030edArchaeologistsRediscoverCannibalsSpr2010.pdf

http://discovermagazine.com/1998/feb/americancannibal1407

http://anthropology.net/2007/07/16/parallel-life-and-death-1275-ad-massacred-gallina-and-vanishing-anasazi/

http://ancientstandard.com/2007/07/17/csi-new-mexico-%E2%80%93-possible-genocide-ca-1275-ad/


7 posted on 11/25/2015 9:40:18 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: StevenCrowder
okay...

You'll hafta forgive humblegunner...apparently he has something against blogs, and will ALWAYS be the first to call out blog pimps. Funny for an info sharing site, I know, but it takes all kinds...

8 posted on 11/25/2015 9:42:27 AM PST by dware (Free Survival & Prepper Ebooks: http://www.survivetherockies.com)
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To: StevenCrowder
And thy really can't handle their liquor either.
9 posted on 11/25/2015 9:43:25 AM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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To: StevenCrowder

North American natives, I.e. Indians, had not developed metallurgy. Not unlike Australian aborigines. A Stone Age society.


10 posted on 11/25/2015 9:47:23 AM PST by Conservative4Ever (ENOUGH!! Man the pitch forks and torches...let the revolution begin!!!)
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To: Adder
I'm not sure about the 95%, but it is astronomically high. Most of present day New England was seriously depopulated when the pilgrims arrived in 1620. A massive epidemic had swept through most of the coastal tribes a decade or so earlier.

King Phillips War, which took place later in the century, was as much about inland tribes moving in to claim land from the seriously weakened coastal tribes as it was about driving out whites. It was a very nasty war, by the way, with unspeakable atrocities committed by all sides.

Origin is believed to be from European fisherman who had spent part of a summer camping along the shore and drying their catch for preservation on the voyage back to Europe.

As for the two way street theory on diseases, remember that Europeans had lived through many of the same diseases just a few centuries before and those which survived had developed immunities.

11 posted on 11/25/2015 10:05:27 AM PST by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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To: StevenCrowder

bttt


12 posted on 11/25/2015 10:09:04 AM PST by Albion Wilde ("Look, the establishment doesn't want me, because I don't need the establishment." --Donald Trump)
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To: Adder

Europeans had been exposed to the plague, smallpox, anthrax, etc. that spread rather easily in places where large numbers of people live close together and where domestic animals are raised. Indian tribes probably did not interact with each other that much to spread diseases. The plague was spread by fleas, and I’m not sure if the new world had much of a problem with fleas until the white man showed up.


13 posted on 11/25/2015 10:11:20 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: StevenCrowder

Steven — I’m getting a 500 Internal Server Error when I click through to your site ...

Come back to WP Engine! ;-)


14 posted on 11/25/2015 10:25:50 AM PST by Theo (May Christ be exalted above all.)
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To: right way right

Here in Texas when someone gets totally wild and crazy when they drink we call it “bringing out the Indian in ‘em”.


15 posted on 11/25/2015 11:07:21 AM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: StevenCrowder

Another good one, Steve. Thanks for sharing it.

L


16 posted on 11/25/2015 11:12:33 AM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: StevenCrowder

I thought the French called for scalps so they knew how much to compensate their indian allies for kills.


17 posted on 11/25/2015 11:13:57 AM PST by joshua c (Please dont feed the liberals)
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To: StevenCrowder

Awesome video but Louis Pateur came up with germs causing disease in 1860 ish


18 posted on 11/25/2015 12:30:04 PM PST by Luigi Vasellini (End the political class.......TERM LIMITS NOW!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: StevenCrowder

Awesome video but Louis Pateur came up with germs causing disease in 1860 ish


19 posted on 11/25/2015 12:30:16 PM PST by Luigi Vasellini (End the political class.......TERM LIMITS NOW!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: StevenCrowder

Awesome video but Louis Pateur came up with germs causing disease in 1860 ish


20 posted on 11/25/2015 12:30:20 PM PST by Luigi Vasellini (End the political class.......TERM LIMITS NOW!!!!!!!!!!)
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