Posted on 11/26/2015 5:40:20 PM PST by BBell
Some brazilians rednecks found a new way of opening beer
(Excerpt) Read more at liveleak.com ...
Rednecks
They're here
They're there
They're everywhere
If this catches on....brazillions will be doing this (whatever it is).
Hold muh beer and ... oh, wait.
I see some hold muh beer an’ watch this incidents in the future if this catches on.
Okay, I almost never follow clickbait, but I did this once.
Basically, doofuses are shooting off beer bottle tops.
Total waste of ammo.
Plus, it’s literally and figuratively a “hold muh beer and watch this” moment.
Or, “Segure a minha cerveja e assistir a este.”
What goes up must come down.
I don’t consider liveleak.com as clickbait. It’s not like it’s a blog or there are any pop ups. I like it better then youtube.
If this catches on I see a future in eye patches.
Granted. I’ve clicked on Liveleak before and it’s not obnoxious like some (no popups, popovers, etc).
I just call everything clickbait any more.
Know your backstop.
That might work for the beer or two, but then someone is gonna get hurt, badly.
Headline: Brazilian halfwit blows off thumb, bleeds out drinking beer.
I always wondered what a “Brazilian” was.....
I always wondered what a “Brazilian” was.....
A blonde and her husband are watching the evening news. The newscaster reports a story on two Brazilian men dying in a skydiving accident. The wife breaks down and cries. She is obviously distraught. The husband is confused but consoles his wife.
He asks, “What’s wrong honey?”
“Well, it’s so sad.” She replies. “So tragic...all those people...” She then looks up and asks, “So, how many is a Brazilian?
If you tried a Brazilian that way you might go off half-cocked .
:)
That joke was used against bush during the last administration. He was the blond
Jose Cuervo says cut your lemons before you drink tequila!
Nothing new under the sun. I think the Romans opened beer containers with catapults...or something like that.
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