Firefighters battling two-alarm fire at SW Houston mosque

ABC News13 ^ | 12/25/15 | Christine Dobbyn

[doug from upland]

Every time a mosque burns an angel gets its wings.

[Fungi]

Saracens, look it up and remember what it means.

[GraceG]

I’m sure it was caused by their electric menorah in their holiday display getting hot and causing the straw in their nativity scene catching fire which then really got out of control when it then lit up the Christmas tree.

[867V309]

Ironically just last week I purchased a give-a-dam meter from Amazon at a fantastic price. 645 5-star ratings!

As usual, FedEx was too busy delivering illegal drugs from online suppliers to deliver my order. Not the first time, trust me.

Bottom line:
I don't give-a-dam.

[NormsRevenge]

it could be hate or something, you know

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Uhh, Yaahhhh.

[TexasCruzin]

Sounds like spontaneous combustion. Yeah that’s the ticket.

[X-spurt]

About time!

[Pilgrim's Progress]

>>>Bring in the bomb sniffing pig unit.<<<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQw

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

LOL!

[Chode]

works for me.

[Chode]

LOLOLOL!!! you're bad... 8^)

[Jack Hydrazine]

“Sounds like spontaneous combustion. Yeah that’s the ticket.”

It’s officially called “Spontaneous Mosque Combustion” or SMC and is very similar to the human version of it.

[TLI]

Just to give my fellow FReepers a heads up, the new catchphrase that will no doubt be used against Trump, Cruz, etc is Stochastic Terrorism .

OK, I just finished going through the link for Stochastic Terrorism.

That is by far the most intense, pure, immense and all encompassing example of blind projection I have EVER seen from a demented liberal.

In the first paragraph the screwball that wrote it claims it to be a tool of the GOP.

In the second paragraph the screwball reverses itself and clearly states it was invented by G2Geek, who came up with it on Daily Kos back in 2011.

In the third paragraph it chants the tired catechism of the left, As we mourn the victims of the latest mass shooting, we can also clearly see a pattern: The shooters (or sometimes bombers) nearly always turn out to be white males with right-wing political leanings.

Of course, reality provides the truth, it is the exact opposite.

Then from such a spectacularly insane beginning the screwball actually finds a way to take the article downhill, not up!

I know, hard to believe and all that but go check it out.

The screwball provides a five point narrative that quite accurately describes the past seven years of the little bammy administration.

And throughout the entire article it never realizes that it is looking into a mirror!

It is novel in its level of irrationality.

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[uglybiker]

“profit”??? My gosh, the idiocy is overwhelming.

I'd say that it's more on the copy-editor than the speaker.

[matt04]

Since when is a kitchen high tech? I’m willing to bet they have a mini fridge, water cooler/fountain, and dozens of other electric devices in said building that could have been the cause. But no, go ahead blame arson while it is still smoldering.

[Nextrush]

Breaking News Online within the last 10 minutes:

“Council of American-Islamic Relations seeks probe of possible bias motive for fire at Houston mosque-@CAIRNational”

[smokingfrog]

"I was putting up my shoes and I smelled smoky," he said.

Shoe bomber malfunction??

[smokingfrog]

It’s not like somebody could have left a coffee maker or hot plate turned on or something. /s

[boop]

"I was putting up my shoes and I smelled smoky,"

HE smelled "smoky"? Or smelled smoke?

Does Smokey the Bear have a B.O. problem?

[fella]

Those firefighters need to be very careful because if that fire gets to the ammo and it starts to cook off . . . . . especially the RPGs.