Nearly 500,000 People ‘Gone to Texas,’ Says U.S. Census Bureau

breitbart ^ | March 24, 2016 | MERRILL HOPE

[PROCON]

LOL, a true Texan.

[ro_dreaming]

They’re bringing the failed policies from their states here. They’re bringing their regulations, fear of guns, love of open borders, and higher taxes “for the good of everyone”, with them.

They’re killing this state.

Come here, adapt, and become a TEXAN. Don’t be a Californian in Texas.

[Envisioning]

Forget about it, don't even think about it.

The food sucks, there aren't any jobs, all our women are ugly, the housing situation is awful and traffic is a nightmare.

And we've run out of water.

Also, the cactus is radioactive.

It's a terrible place to live.

Softball size hail in the spring with tornados.

4 inches of ice in the winter.

Gunfights in the streets.

...and you would have to root for the Dallas Cowboys

[PROCON]

Come here, adapt, and become a TEXAN. Don’t be a Californian in Texas.

Same crap happened to my once great state of Washington.

[ThomasThomas]

This is how it all started in California back when it was a conservative state.

[redheadedshannon]

Add the south into the “America” nation. We deserve to be with our Midwestern & Texas brothers :)

[Night Hides Not]

Here's a few tips from a "Foreigner's Travel Guide to Texas":

1) Don’t expect to find filet mignon or pasta primavera at the local restaurant. It’s a cafe. They serve hamburgers and chicken fried steak. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they’ll kick your ass.

2) Don’t laugh at the names (Merleen, Bodie, Bubba, Bobby Ray, Curley, Tammy Lynn, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.). Or we will HAVE to kick your ass.

3) Don’t order a bottle of pop or a can of soda. In Texas it’s called a coke. Nobody gives a damn whether it’s Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever – it’s still a coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking.

8) Do not attempt to eat tamales without first removing their corn husk casing. Everyone will instantly know that you’re a Yankee. DO NOT, under any circumstances, complain that the chili is TOO hot or contains no kidney beans, this will get your ass kicked into next week.

9) Don’t talk about how much better things are at home because we know they are not. Many of us have visited Northern hell-holes like Detroit, Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don’t like it here, Delta is ready when you are. Move your ass on home-before we kick it.

[Smittie]

What say you Texans?

I'm hoping some of the carpetbaggers go home since things are slowing down here...