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Hillary Clinton suffers unexpected tragedy on the campaign trail
American Irony ^ | 4-4-16

Posted on 04/04/2016 7:10:19 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

hillary-broomstick

Hillary Clinton canceled campaign events today after her broom was found broken in two early this morning. While investigators suspect foul play one tip from a man who wishes to remain anonymous suggests that the broom has been trying to end itself for decades ever since his mother-in-law passed it down to Hillary. According to one of the emails unearthed from the FBI investigation into Clinton's private email servers the broom was set to be part of a forthcoming "green initiative." Aides say the plan aimed at severely reducing the carbon footprint of the presidency by making the broom the first appointee ever to the position of Air Force One.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: broom; hillaryclinton; satire; witch
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1 posted on 04/04/2016 7:10:19 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

She ain’t been that upset since Huma’s tongue was in traction.


3 posted on 04/04/2016 7:19:14 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Maybe she used it to wipe the server and was just trying to destroy the evidence.


4 posted on 04/04/2016 7:23:33 PM PDT by Vic S
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To: PCPOET7

Socks the cat was the only decent thing in the White House during the Clinton Administration..poor cat, he knew too much


6 posted on 04/04/2016 7:27:31 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: PCPOET7

FYI to JIM Robinson:

I cannot access FR through TWC. They say server is not working and they cannot connect. I was on the phone with them 49 minutes. They really tried. I get redirected to a TWC page when I try to access FR.

I’m on my IPhone now which uses AT & T.

Time here is 9:30 pm Monday night.


7 posted on 04/04/2016 7:30:50 PM PDT by Cen-Tejas (it's the debt bomb stupid)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Well off to the fizit shop - there went her ride for a while.


8 posted on 04/04/2016 7:50:50 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("Nobody Said I Was Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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To: The Looking Spoon

She can borrow my mother in laws for a bit. She has a few spares.


9 posted on 04/04/2016 7:56:58 PM PDT by jimpick
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10 posted on 04/04/2016 8:01:12 PM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon sThailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Cen-Tejas

Are you running a Mac?


11 posted on 04/04/2016 8:03:39 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: The Looking Spoon

I can’t believe I fell for this...but it sure is funny!


12 posted on 04/04/2016 8:03:45 PM PDT by 3D-JOY (I'm on the TRUMP train!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

That is actually an interesting quetsion. When she’s up in the air on her broom is it still considered air force one. She’s also going to need an extra seat for Huma.


13 posted on 04/04/2016 8:21:13 PM PDT by seawolf101 (This)
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To: Cen-Tejas

I hear that TWC is on vacation.
Whatever it is...


14 posted on 04/04/2016 8:22:11 PM PDT by publius911 (IMPEACH HIM NOW evil, stupid, insane ignorant or just clueless, doesn't matter!)
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To: Cen-Tejas

Change your DNS Settings to
208.67.222.222
and
208.67.220.220

On a Mac (I’m not a PC guy)
- Pull down the Apple icon, upper right
- Choose System Preferences
- Choose Network
- Choose Advanced
- Choose DNS tab
- Below the DNS Servers window, click the plus sign
- Enter 208.67.222.222
- press return
- Enter 208.67.220.220
- Click ok
- Click Apply

FR should be working


15 posted on 04/04/2016 8:25:10 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: The Looking Spoon

This here is a Hitlary Banshee

16 posted on 04/04/2016 8:39:06 PM PDT by Slyfox (Donald Trump's First Principle is the Art of the Deal)
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To: Jet Jaguar

thanks


17 posted on 04/04/2016 8:55:41 PM PDT by KC Burke (Consider all of my posts as first drafts. (Apologies to L. Niven))
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To: KC Burke

You bet. It was frustrating.


18 posted on 04/04/2016 8:57:41 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar

I have been running all day and have not had the problem. But I am on a Mac Air going over Cox Broadband out of AZ


19 posted on 04/04/2016 9:03:02 PM PDT by KC Burke (Consider all of my posts as first drafts. (Apologies to L. Niven))
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To: The Looking Spoon

Ahhh, the old I will get you my pretty..lol


20 posted on 04/05/2016 2:48:10 AM PDT by aces (let's face it, Islam is the religion of the dead)
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