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FBI: Man urinated on floor of San Francisco-Charlotte American Airlines flight
Charlotte Observer ^ | 4/25/2016

Posted on 04/26/2016 9:23:45 AM PDT by Gamecock

About an hour into a red-eye American Airlines flight from San Francisco to Charlotte on Saturday, a passenger pulled his pants down, arched his back, and urinated on the floor of the airplane, according to an affidavit filed by the FBI Sunday.

Jordan Gardner, of Ludlow, Ky., was met by Charlotte-Mecklenburg police after the plane landed at 7:45 a.m. Sunday. He is being detained at Mecklenburg County Jail pending a hearing Thursday. He faces a criminal complaint of destruction of aircraft, according to court documents.

The passenger sitting next to Gardner summoned a flight attendant, who saw Gardner pulling up his pants, according to the report. The flight attendant sent him to the bathroom.

But after about 15 minutes, Gardner had not left the bathroom. When the flight attendant opened the door, she found him lying on the floor of the bathroom.

The flight attendant tried to clean the urine with club soda, but it still smelled when the plane landed at Charlotte Douglas.

Gardner, 28, told CMPD he had “only” had two double shots of vodka at the San Francisco Airport before the flight. Police reported they could still smell alcohol on his breath 11 hours after the flight took off.

Gardner told them the smell “may have been caused by the gum he was chewing,” according to the report.

The FBI said Gardner has a multistate criminal history, with charges and arrests for things such as battery, trespassing, auto theft, passing bad checks, being under the influence and vandalism.


TOPICS: Local News; Travel
KEYWORDS: drunkenslob; whitetrash
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1 posted on 04/26/2016 9:23:45 AM PDT by Gamecock
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To: SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Larry Lucido

Worst case of uromysitisis I’ve ever heard.


2 posted on 04/26/2016 9:24:56 AM PDT by Gamecock ( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
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To: Gamecock

Must have had asparagus for lunch...


3 posted on 04/26/2016 9:25:30 AM PDT by IamConservative (There is no greater threat to our freedoms than Bipartisanship.)
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To: Gamecock

"Who doesn't"?

4 posted on 04/26/2016 9:26:43 AM PDT by Diogenesis ("When a crime is unpunished, the world is unbalanced.")
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To: Gamecock
"No, sir. The stewardess distinctly mentioned 'complimentary peanuts.'"
5 posted on 04/26/2016 9:27:08 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("The bathroom deal is a big fat nothing burger." -- Jim Robinson, 04/22/16)
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To: Gamecock
The offender

6 posted on 04/26/2016 9:27:33 AM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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To: Gamecock

He didn’t know which bathroom was...oh skip it.


7 posted on 04/26/2016 9:28:11 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Menehune56

I have a theory about people who ‘gauge’ their ears. This supports it.


8 posted on 04/26/2016 9:30:01 AM PDT by fhayek
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To: Menehune56

Another Joe Dirt wannabe.


9 posted on 04/26/2016 9:30:31 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: Gamecock

What an absolutely revolting piece of trash. Oooooo.


10 posted on 04/26/2016 9:31:29 AM PDT by EinNYC
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To: Morgana

Hair and earrings of a woman, beard and mustache of a man.


11 posted on 04/26/2016 9:32:42 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: Gamecock

He was using the bathroom he felt was appropriate. Damn bigots and social conservatives!


12 posted on 04/26/2016 9:32:55 AM PDT by jwalsh07 (.wl)
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To: fhayek

Ear gauges,full sleeve tats,any tattoo on the face.They all scream inbreed idiot.


13 posted on 04/26/2016 9:33:08 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: fhayek

Likes the extra cooling? The whistling in, er, near, his ear?


14 posted on 04/26/2016 9:34:03 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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15 posted on 04/26/2016 9:34:30 AM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: Gamecock

Maybe he self-identifies as a dog,


16 posted on 04/26/2016 9:35:09 AM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: Gamecock

Guess he thought he was in San Francisco already...


17 posted on 04/26/2016 9:36:10 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: Gamecock

He thought he was auditioning for a remake of “The Big Lebowski.”


18 posted on 04/26/2016 9:37:59 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Gamecock
...flight from San Francisco

I think San Francisco is like NYC, in that you're allowed to pee anywhere you feel like it. So... can't do anything to him for that.

19 posted on 04/26/2016 9:41:14 AM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: PAR35

Yea I called it before seeing his pic


20 posted on 04/26/2016 9:44:13 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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