"It’s caused by globull warming here on Earth."
Don't worry - Al Gorebull is aware of the situation and is diligently working on it, and will shortly come up with a solution for this crisis.
"A Place In the Sun" - Stevie Wonder (youtube song link)
Posted on 05/26/2016 5:48:32 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
NASA has revealed that a massive hole, measuring more than ten per cent of the Sun's surface area, has opened up on our star.
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NASA says the huge hole is actually not of great concern, but it remains unclear why the coronal holes actually form.
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(Excerpt) Read more at express.co.uk ...
They're only flabbergasted until some scientist comes up with a non-peer-reviewed theory. Then they're enraged.
Good gravy, man!
Don't worry - Al Gorebull is aware of the situation and is diligently working on it, and will shortly come up with a solution for this crisis.
"A Place In the Sun" - Stevie Wonder (youtube song link)
Uh, it’s not “our” star...unless somebody can show me a deed.
I’m sorry, I think it was my fault.
It’s hard to believe no one is even trying to blame it on G.W. Bush!
It’s not Bush. The Sun found out about Reagan’s ozone hole , got jealous and wanted it’s own hole.
People who live on the sun use their air conditioners a lot.
The Sun is a portal.
This is to be expected from time to time.
NASA is right - no worries.
CA....
Gee - wonder what that’ll do to climate change.......
Holes in the sun? How is a hole-filled sun supposed to put out any heat?
Kind of craps on the liberal theological theory of a warmed up globe.
basically the Sun's magnetic field is declining.
What makes you think my anus is “that small”????
Exactly. And it’s repeating clock is very long. About every 100,000 years or so, a short solar driven warming event occurs. Called the interglacial. Life flourishes, then the warm cycle ends. Just like clockwork. Heck, even eclipses and blood moons are markers for the end. And the coming ice age weather will remove most traces of this civilization.
I cannot believe nobody has said it. ...
News Headline:
“NASA Discovers A Big Hole In Ur-Anus”
Okay, I said it. I am so ashamed of myself. :-)
Exactly, right? It’s not like we can go up there and repair it.
Even the sun is sick of obama-era politics.
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