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Has Anybody Seen My Shovel?
blueunicorn6 | 5/28/2016 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 05/28/2016 6:15:02 PM PDT by blueunicorn6

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1 posted on 05/28/2016 6:15:02 PM PDT by blueunicorn6
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2 posted on 05/28/2016 6:18:34 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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An altered mind is a terrible thing to waste.


3 posted on 05/28/2016 6:19:10 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great -- until it happens to YOU.)
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Damned if I didn’t FOLLOW that story line ! !


4 posted on 05/28/2016 6:20:19 PM PDT by knarf
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Just please don’t ever be a shot crack-head. I like you being around.


5 posted on 05/28/2016 6:21:14 PM PDT by txhurl (Lunatic fringe.... we all know you're out there.)
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Don’t you remember? I borrowed that paintbrush two days ago!


6 posted on 05/28/2016 6:22:23 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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Probably crows doing it. They like shiny things. Squirrels only steal your nuts.


7 posted on 05/28/2016 6:23:49 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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Should we be worried...?


8 posted on 05/28/2016 6:24:46 PM PDT by txhurl (Lunatic fringe.... we all know you're out there.)
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About that $100 I lent you.....


9 posted on 05/28/2016 6:25:13 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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In lieu of Kenny Rogers, I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ8k6fVe25k


10 posted on 05/28/2016 6:25:22 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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They announced shovel-ready jobs. It went off to apply.


11 posted on 05/28/2016 6:27:12 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Try it, you’ll like it.


12 posted on 05/28/2016 6:28:09 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Does that electric paintbrush come with a remote control?


13 posted on 05/28/2016 6:28:17 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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14 posted on 05/28/2016 6:29:01 PM PDT by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
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An articulate meth binge is a rare thing. I’m liking it from a distance. Brings back memories from the 80’s. Drink lots of ensure and get at least two weeks rest between. See the dentist often.


15 posted on 05/28/2016 6:29:22 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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I’m trying to imagine what music would go with this story being read aloud. Maybe something minimalist and ever changing by Phillip Glass.


16 posted on 05/28/2016 6:30:23 PM PDT by lee martell
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17 posted on 05/28/2016 6:30:27 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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Are you kin to “The BlueCyclone”???

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM_FR1f01mQ


18 posted on 05/28/2016 6:30:33 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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WKUHilltopper,

Yup here’s one old crow...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3434855/posts?page=1#1

Oops, almost forgot to ping him....


19 posted on 05/28/2016 6:32:40 PM PDT by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57, returning after lurking since 2000)
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Hey, Blue, why did you drop your tagline? It was one of my favorites.

Here is a thread from Chode a million years ago about FRtaglines:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2070297/posts?page=1


20 posted on 05/28/2016 6:33:21 PM PDT by txhurl (Lunatic fringe.... we all know you're out there.)
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