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Has Anybody Seen My Shovel?
blueunicorn6 | 5/28/2016 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 05/28/2016 6:15:02 PM PDT by blueunicorn6

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To: blueunicorn6

I hate squirrels, they extort peanuts from me by threatening to chew holes in my truck tires. I’m conspiring with the birds for air support tomorrow in squirrel D day.


21 posted on 05/28/2016 6:33:57 PM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I already love it.


22 posted on 05/28/2016 6:34:42 PM PDT by txhurl (Chode: a word about taglines)
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To: blueunicorn6; nopardons; onyx; LucyT

Couldn’t find mine either
Was out working in garden. Left door open so dogs could come and go as they choose. Came back in to get more seeds and there was a four foot snake starting to enter the house. Stopped him and I ran for the shovel By the time I got back with the hoe (no shovel. )He was gone. Now where is the snake? Inside or out? And where did I leave the shovel? Really need to find it so I can sleep with it tonight.


23 posted on 05/28/2016 6:36:11 PM PDT by hoosiermama (1238 Under budget. Ahead of schedule! Go TRUMP GO)
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To: hoosiermama

They need to make them red so you can always find them


24 posted on 05/28/2016 6:40:51 PM PDT by georgiegirl
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To: blueunicorn6

I cant find my beer. Put it on the deck just as I started the mower.


25 posted on 05/28/2016 6:43:02 PM PDT by jaz.357 (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: georgiegirl

Snakes or shovels?


26 posted on 05/28/2016 6:43:09 PM PDT by hoosiermama (1238 Under budget. Ahead of schedule! Go TRUMP GO)
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To: blueunicorn6

Did you try plugging it in?


27 posted on 05/28/2016 6:47:30 PM PDT by tinyowl (A equals A)
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To: blueunicorn6

Never lost anything to a squirrel so I’m not much help. I did lose a pick handle to an angry porcupine once. When you have a problem with those then I can be of more assistance.

I did have a least weasel in the house once. When he stopped, I think he smiled at me before he took off again. I wish I knew what he was smiling about.


28 posted on 05/28/2016 7:01:14 PM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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To: hoosiermama

Yes I want to know too.


29 posted on 05/28/2016 7:03:24 PM PDT by w1andsodidwe (TRUMP. YES! Bye Bye hiLIARy.)
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To: WKUHilltopper
Squirrels only steal your nuts.

they stole fifty pounds of cracked corn from me a few weeks ago (in one night).

30 posted on 05/28/2016 7:03:57 PM PDT by LambSlave
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To: blueunicorn6

Bump for later :)


31 posted on 05/28/2016 7:08:37 PM PDT by kanawa
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To: blueunicorn6

They play chicken with cars on the highways and roads of America also.


32 posted on 05/28/2016 7:25:57 PM PDT by kindred (Time for a third party for Christians and conservatives and overtaxed patriots.)
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33 posted on 05/28/2016 7:29:17 PM PDT by null and void (Progressives replaced doublethink, doublespeak with nothink, nospeak. Orwell wasn't up to the task)
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To: right way right

Squirrel Launch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5-d3rZZ-_M


34 posted on 05/28/2016 7:33:49 PM PDT by where's_the_Outrage? (Held my nose to vote.)
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To: null and void

lol bump deep worry


35 posted on 05/28/2016 7:40:08 PM PDT by txhurl (Chode: a word about taglines)
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To: WKUHilltopper

#7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZkAP-CQlhA


36 posted on 05/28/2016 8:06:30 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: blueunicorn6

Can you ask the squirrel if it has seen OKC offense? It is missing in the 4th quarter against GSW game 6.


37 posted on 05/28/2016 8:39:46 PM PDT by Tamatoa (Fight for our America, Fight for our Country I fought to defend!!!)
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To: blueunicorn6
Has Anybody Seen My Shovel?

Dude. You blind? It's right over there. (points to shovel)

38 posted on 05/28/2016 8:41:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Chuck Norris finally met his match in Donald Trump.)
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To: blueunicorn6

"I got your shovel right here!"

39 posted on 05/28/2016 8:46:17 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: blueunicorn6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71PNZH1OaW0


40 posted on 05/28/2016 8:48:02 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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