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What is going on with reptiles knocking on doors. First alligators in the US now monitor lizards in SE Asia. Next land sharks?
1 posted on 06/16/2016 3:38:50 AM PDT by C19fan
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Sublet to him and move to a better neighborhood.


2 posted on 06/16/2016 3:44:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Air is great!" ~ Kathleen)
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The big question is what would happen if Mr. Monitor Lizard visited Mr. Alligator's house from the GEICO commercial?
3 posted on 06/16/2016 3:50:42 AM PDT by C19fan
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Just get one of those electric fences.


5 posted on 06/16/2016 4:03:50 AM PDT by fruser1
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I would D-I-E!!!


6 posted on 06/16/2016 4:07:17 AM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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The video is a real thigh-slapper.

The monitor lizard has a look that I can only describe as, “OH SH*T!”

The dog is barking, people are non-stop talking, and when the poor lizard moves his tail everyone shrieks.


7 posted on 06/16/2016 4:40:22 AM PDT by SatinDoll (A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN IS BORN IN THE USA OF TWO USA CITIZENS)
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Sound: Knock, knock, knock.
Woman: [speaking through closed door] Yes?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Woman: Who?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Woman: Who is it?
Voice: [pause] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers for whom?
Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma’am.
Woman: I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?
Voice: [pause] Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot! You get out of here before I call the police! You’re the shark, and you know it!
Voice: Wait. I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.
Woman: A dolphin? Well... Okay. [opens door]


8 posted on 06/16/2016 4:57:56 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
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Should never have married it in the first case. Thai divorse courts are brutal.


9 posted on 06/16/2016 5:02:22 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob
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How did he “almost lose” his home? I guess there’s no news on Trump so someone normally assigned to him got to write it.


10 posted on 06/16/2016 5:15:44 AM PDT by LostPassword
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Throw a coin at it?

If my wife had suggested that, I would have thrown her at it.


11 posted on 06/16/2016 5:18:48 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you really want to irritate someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
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Candygram


12 posted on 06/16/2016 5:25:28 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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Thais also call the reptiles "Hia!" which apparently means "F**k!".

Probably because that's the first word that comes out of your mouth when a dinosaur knows how to open a door!! Look up in pilot terminology; "JC maneuver" LOL!

13 posted on 06/16/2016 5:35:50 AM PDT by Ketill Frostbeard ("Go not a step from your door unarmed, travel armed for war, you may at any time need a spear." ODIN)
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To: C19fan; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

Still, the possibility of a monitor lizard screen saver remains intriguing.


17 posted on 09/16/2017 11:00:58 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (www.tapatalk.com/groups/godsgravesglyphs/, forum.darwincentral.org, www.gopbriefingroom.com)
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18 posted on 09/16/2017 11:16:41 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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