What is going on with reptiles knocking on doors. First alligators in the US now monitor lizards in SE Asia. Next land sharks?
1 posted on
06/16/2016 3:38:50 AM PDT by
C19fan
To: C19fan
Sublet to him and move to a better neighborhood.
2 posted on
06/16/2016 3:44:55 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
("Air is great!" ~ Kathleen)
The big question is what would happen if Mr. Monitor Lizard visited Mr. Alligator's house from the GEICO commercial?
3 posted on
06/16/2016 3:50:42 AM PDT by
C19fan
To: C19fan
Just get one of those electric fences.
5 posted on
06/16/2016 4:03:50 AM PDT by
fruser1
To: C19fan
To: C19fan
The video is a real thigh-slapper.
The monitor lizard has a look that I can only describe as, “OH SH*T!”
The dog is barking, people are non-stop talking, and when the poor lizard moves his tail everyone shrieks.
7 posted on
06/16/2016 4:40:22 AM PDT by
SatinDoll
(A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN IS BORN IN THE USA OF TWO USA CITIZENS)
To: C19fan
Sound: Knock, knock, knock.
Woman: [speaking through closed door] Yes?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Woman: Who?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Woman: Who is it?
Voice: [pause] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers for whom?
Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma’am.
Woman: I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?
Voice: [pause] Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot! You get out of here before I call the police! You’re the shark, and you know it!
Voice: Wait. I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.
Woman: A dolphin? Well... Okay. [opens door]
To: C19fan
Should never have married it in the first case. Thai divorse courts are brutal.
To: C19fan
How did he “almost lose” his home? I guess there’s no news on Trump so someone normally assigned to him got to write it.
To: C19fan
Throw a coin at it?
If my wife had suggested that, I would have thrown her at it.
11 posted on
06/16/2016 5:18:48 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If you really want to irritate someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
To: C19fan
12 posted on
06/16/2016 5:25:28 AM PDT by
showme_the_Glory
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Thais also call the reptiles "Hia!" which apparently means "F**k!". Probably because that's the first word that comes out of your mouth when a dinosaur knows how to open a door!! Look up in pilot terminology; "JC maneuver" LOL!
13 posted on
06/16/2016 5:35:50 AM PDT by
Ketill Frostbeard
("Go not a step from your door unarmed, travel armed for war, you may at any time need a spear." ODIN)
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Still, the possibility of a monitor lizard screen saver remains intriguing.
17 posted on
09/16/2017 11:00:58 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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To: C19fan
18 posted on
09/16/2017 11:16:41 PM PDT by
P.O.E.
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