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Here's Another Horrific Reminder Of Why The Moose Test Is A Thing
Jalopnik ^ | 6/28

Posted on 06/28/2016 11:13:10 AM PDT by nickcarraway

The infamous Swedish Moose Test can make or break sales in certain parts of the world. It aims to re-create what could happen if a moose suddenly appeared in your path, and you needed to make an emergency maneuver. We’ve already seen this sort of thing once before, but in case you missed it the first time, here’s another reminder of why it’s so important.

It’s mainly because moose tend to be so large that they crush the car, imperiling the lives of the human occupants inside. And also, the poor moose is dead.

There was a child in the car that sustained minor injuries, according to a Google Translated version of the Finnish description, but they were able to walk away from the incident.

The moose test isn’t only applicable to places where there are moose, it’s applicable everywhere a driver might need to make a sudden evasive action. (So really, just everywhere.)

Of course, the moose test only works when a driver can make the right maneuver. Pay attention out there.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Pets/Animals; Travel
KEYWORDS: auto; car; moose

1 posted on 06/28/2016 11:13:10 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Right. I was just thinking the same thing.


2 posted on 06/28/2016 11:14:57 AM PDT by HomerBohn (Liberals and Slinkys: Good for nothing but make you smile as you shove them down the stairs.)
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To: nickcarraway

Moose are bad enough, but those flying squirrels will smash right through the windshield ....


3 posted on 06/28/2016 11:21:37 AM PDT by GraceG (Only a fool works hard in an environment where hard work is not appreciated...)
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4 posted on 06/28/2016 11:26:23 AM PDT by Pollster1 (Somebody who agrees with me 80% of the time is a friend and ally, not a 20% traitor. - Ronald Reagan)
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To: nickcarraway

A moose once bit my sister


5 posted on 06/28/2016 11:30:13 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you really want to irritate someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
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To: nickcarraway

Moose are especially dangerous if your sister is in the car.


6 posted on 06/28/2016 11:30:36 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: nickcarraway
can make or break sales in certain parts of the world

A definite Moosed-Do.

7 posted on 06/28/2016 11:30:41 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: left that other site

You know how you click on a site and end up 3 clicks later on a topic entirely unrelated?

Like when I read on Wikipedia about the battle of Lepanto and 3 clicks later am reading about a small poisonous supspecies on Andean tree frog.

Well, I went to the OP site and 2 clicks later: “The Euthanasia Coaster is an art concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster


8 posted on 06/28/2016 11:40:11 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: nickcarraway

Møøse bites are nästi.


9 posted on 06/28/2016 11:47:27 AM PDT by hawkboy
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To: T-Bone Texan

Oh My Goodness!

That is one I haven’t tried yet!


10 posted on 06/28/2016 11:48:24 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: T-Bone Texan

bkmk


11 posted on 06/28/2016 11:55:37 AM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: AppyPappy

I ran into a cheese once, the fondue ruined my
upholstery.


12 posted on 06/28/2016 11:57:28 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: nickcarraway

The hind leg crashed through my windshield! These damned terrorist Moose limbs!


13 posted on 06/28/2016 12:00:51 PM PDT by dangus
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Big problem in Alaska. The highway sign along the highways says 346 moose have been hit since last July. And that’s just in our area.


14 posted on 06/28/2016 12:02:46 PM PDT by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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To: nickcarraway

I very nearly bagged two moose with my car in the wilds of the Quabbin Reservoir a couple of years ago. It was late twilight (sky still kind of light but very dark down among the trees), no streetlights, some oncoming traffic, road speed of 50. Not 40 yards in front of me, I barely see a dark shape move across the road (1st moose), and start braking only to see a second moose cross immediately behind the first, now only 20 yards in front of me. It took a while for my heartrate to come down. If the first moose had crossed even two seconds later, I’d have hit it, and probably caught a piece of the second one too.

Moral: Buy some *good* driving lights, and use them religiously.


15 posted on 06/28/2016 12:26:08 PM PDT by Little Pig
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To: nickcarraway

I came close to hitting a deer in the yoop many years ago. Who knew Chevy Citation brakes worked that well?

Whoever was driving that SUV, good brakes would not have made a difference, barely any time to react.


16 posted on 06/28/2016 12:46:50 PM PDT by Kommodor (Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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To: dangus
The hind leg crashed through my windshield! These damned terrorist Moose limbs!

LOL Now that there is funny

17 posted on 06/28/2016 12:53:36 PM PDT by mc5cents (Pray for America)
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To: nickcarraway
Non-regulation moose bag courtesy of Canada


18 posted on 06/28/2016 3:46:52 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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To: nickcarraway

Moose are not only dangerous because they are big and heavy. They have long legs so when a car hits them it takes the legs out from under and the moose land on the windshield or roof above the windshield and enters the passenger compartment crushing the driver. Especially dangerous at night as they blend in the dark and their eyes do not glow as other nocturnal creatures eyes do. A friend of mine hit a big moose with a suburban, it ended up in his lap, the vehicle was a total loss and he spent many days in the hospital, nearly didn’t make it.


19 posted on 06/28/2016 5:47:03 PM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: nickcarraway

A moose tested my sister.


20 posted on 06/28/2016 5:50:00 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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