Burglary suspect kept stolen brain beneath porch and used it to get high, police say

Washington Post ^ | 7/16/2016 | Peter Holley

[orchestra]

When police showed up at a vacant trailer-home in Penn Township, Pa., last month, neighbor Pat Beck was worried something might be wrong.

Their presence seemed even more mysterious when Beck saw an investigator remove a box from the home and place it in a police vehicle.

Several weeks later, a reporter from Fox affiliate WPMT finally told Beck what was inside that box: a human brain.

“It just scares me to death,” a terrified Beck told the station. “I didn’t think they were that kind of people, but nowadays, you never know.”

Police told the station that the brain was found beneath a porch, where it was kept inside a Walmart shopping bag.

It even had a name: “Freddy.”

[orchestra]

[Pearls Before Swine]

“Is it fresh?”

“Very fresh, master!”

[Da Coyote]

Zombies and progressives eat brains - for obvious reasons.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

[Da Coyote]

Abby.

Abby-normal.

Heh! Loved that movie.

[wku man]

Abby Normal?

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho! God Bless Texas!

[wku man]

Dang! Beat me to it...

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho! God Bless Texas!

[euram]

“The defendant related that he knew it was illegal to have the brain and that he and (another man) would spray the embalming fluid on ‘weed’ to get high,”

[Byron_the_Aussie]

.. finally told Beck what was inside that box: a human brain

Ha! Who didn't see that coming?

[plain talk]

“We’re hoping that if anyone feels like they’re missing a human specimen brain, bring it to our attention and maybe we could return it to its rightful owner.”

[Raycpa]

This is your brain on drugs?

[faithhopecharity]

There are lots and lots of candidates meeting the police description: ““At this point now, we’re just trying to figure out where it came from,” he said. “We’re hoping that if anyone feels like they’re missing a human specimen brain, bring it to our attention and maybe we could return it to its rightful owner.”-— starting with many of today’s politicians

[COBOL2Java]

"Dude! That's some mellow stuff, man! Where'd you get it from, man?"

[editor-surveyor]

Is there a Gene Wilder movie that’s not to love?

[Moltke]

Braaaain.....no. Just sold the last one, I'm afraid. Tomorrow perhaps.

[Donglalinger]

[Fresh Wind]

Was that Donovan’s brain?

[lee martell]

I guess he was using formaldahyde to keep the brain from drying out, and used it as visual entertainment, the way normal people use an aquarium. Oh, and he was glazing his cigarrettes with this same formaldahyde then smoking it.
He does need to go buy a brain from somewhere. His own must have fried away long time ago.

[lee martell]

Maybe he would show to his dates.

[7MMmag]

>>>> Maybe he would show to his dates. <<<<

See? I does to have brains!

(why you say I have none?)

[bgill]