Posted on 07/21/2016 9:31:04 PM PDT by Kevin in California
I'm sitting thinking who the hell is going to write her speech and what the hell can he/she come up with regards to it's contents?
-It cannot include anything regarding law and order -It cannot include anything to do with her support for women -It cannot include anything foreign policy related -It cannot include anything regarding her support for the military -etc...etc
Seriously, its a difficult speech to write...
FUHC
It is necessary to talk to liberals to understand:
(1) The scale of their ignorance of facts (If it isn’t in the NYT or DU, it doesn’t exist)
(2) Their misinformation (If it is in the NYT or DU, it does exist)
(3) Their total belief in HRC (see 1 and 2)
Having done all this it is possible to understand the size of the problem.
It will be INCREDIBLY hard for her to sustain a speech of any length at all. There will be thanks to her enablers, a warm luvvy luvvy moment to her adoring husband, a few digs at Trump, and then an abbreviated recitation of her stump speech. She’s a terrible, just terrible speaker. Of course, the media will say she was “wisely concise” unlike that blowhard Donald Trump.
You’re exactly right. For all her talk about being “progressive” and “forward-looking,” her delivery is pretty much ancient Bob Hope. “How about that Donald Trump?” (pause for laughter and applause from her idiot fans) “He’s REALLLLLY something, isn’t he?” (pause for laughter and applause at her saying that super-hilarious “REALLLLLY”) “He wants women back in the kitchen and African-Americans back on the FARM! Ha Ha Ha!” (roars from her zombies).
Her “speeches” are just horrifying. And to think major corporations have paid hundreds of thousands for them. What incredible dimwits.
You may be right she cannot sustain a speech at length, but I think she’s physically ill. Maybe she has congestive heart failure, i.e., the huge stomach recently covered with wide jackets, the coughing fits, her sallow skin. Tonight Trump at the same age was a model of health. Some kind of chronic illness has taken a toll on Hillary so we won’t see her deliver a high intensity 75 minute soeech ( fortunately).
A lifetime of “recreational drugs” will do that.
Along with several hundred bottles of really good vodka.
Ya think!? I was wondering if she’s a stoner wirh chronic munchies, a tub of lard around the middle and smoker’s cough...but I doubt it. That big stomach covered by those specially tailored jackets, her inability to stay in public for long stretches, make me think something has occurred that is quite serious...well, the jokes write themselves.
She’s so whiney and cackley. What is she going to say, I’ll give you free things, fill your cities with more illegals and damaged people, restrain the evil police, and take away your rights? All in her horrid screechy voice.
When it comes down to it, the Dems will vote for her because they love to be controlled and pay taxes and they don’t think logically. I have come to the conclusion that because THEY are in rebellion and angry, they therefore conclude EVERYONE must be controlled - because they know THEY are not trustworthy and need protection, they assume the same of everyone else. They have no problems putting themselves under a corrupt person- if they even thought about it. They’d rather be protected, even by a corrupt creep.
We’ll see how many freedom lovers and creators are left in America.
LOL! Let us watch it all on Animal Planet!
I’m going to try to skip all of the DNC. My blood pressure doesn’t need their lies and b.s. I will settle for reading reports here.
It wasn’t dark at all. It was very bright and hopeful. It was about how America was a great nation, and jobs can be brought back to it, and we could create once again, and have a manufacturing, creating base here again, and be a great country again.
They are doing the typical demo thing - quoting what they heard. Someone on CNN said bigoted and dark, I think Van Jones. So they all quote.
I found this out years ago, they don’t think. You see, conservatives are thinkers. We logic stuff out. We understand the philosophies. And because we don’t have “media friends”, we figure it all out ourselves.
Leftists have everything EXPLAINED to them, like good little 1st graders. They become little parrots, little echo chambers. They listen to media matters and such, and think they know what they say, and have no idea they are being fed untruths and garbage. All these people now think it was a dark speech. I guarantee most of those twitter people never heard it, because we all know it was bright and hopeful. As usual, they are depending on their media to digest it for them.
I was at someone’s house once, there was a Newsweek. There was an article about several conservatives, calling them names. Later, a conversation sprang up about the conservatives.
The liberals in the house called them all the names in the article. “Oh, she’s just a talk show host. Oh, he’s just a nut- a crazy man.” So I asked why is he a nut. But they couldn’t answer me. I knew, of course, they were quoting the insults in the article, but they had never really known anything about the people involved so had no answers.
I have found since this is what liberals tend to do. Us on the right don’t have this luxury. We don’t have oodles of media feeding us info; we have to make our own decisions. As Rush said, we aren’t mind numbed robots like the left.
It will be all about how much free shit she’s going to give away... and... Trump is Hitler.
Hillary will come out against hate and racism. She will say that Black Lives Matter. She will not mention borders or terror, except to say that world has never been safer.
She will be in favor of jobs. She will not mention taxation, monetary policy, the gold standard, or excessive regulation.
She will be in favor of day care, men in ladies’ rooms and showers, gay marriage, free abortion, and free sex changes.
She will be in favor of education.
She will be in favor of lots of free stuff. She will say that the “wealthiest Americans” will be “ASKED” to “pay their fair share.”
Simply and correctly put
My special snowflakes, and girlfriends everywhere, I salute you with my broom, that latest triumph of American ingenuity, and I rise before you like the ghost of Christmas Past to scare you with this ill-timed coughing fit (hack, wheeze, hack) and this witch-like cackle that drove Bill out of the family quarters and, well, let’s not get into that.
My experience says it all. From Benghazi to Bent Legal Shenanigans, I have screwed with lives on every continent, and with the assistance of our great incumbent Resident, my friend (yeah right) Barack Aboma, we have together destabilized the Arab world, enabled Putin’s dark adventures, and said pious things every time a Frenchman died, which was a lot of different times.
And you can expect four more years of that if I have the entitled outcome of being appointed Queen to succeed King Barry the First, my friend (yeah right). Bill, put your pants on. We’re on live television.
Okay, I picked a screechy vice president so I wouldn’t seem like the only one, and here he or she is. Trick or treat.
Wait a second, I have an e-mail, here let me read it. “Our nuclear code is 784-E-239-Q-7.” No harm done. This signal does not reach beyond the Eastern seaboard, right? I mean, ya know, it’s not like I can see Russia from my house.”
Okay, America, secret sign time, if you’re a neocon, if you’re a lesbian, if you’re a freakin channeler of alien energy, if you’re an ancient astronaut theorist, you know the sign, here it is, flash it with me. All hail Zargon. All hail Zargon. Four more terms. We don’t need guns, just time outs. Snowflakes, come out of your safe spaces. Bill, PUT YOUR DAMN PANTS ON.”
(campaign theme music, Shaft)
Note the Arkansas accent. You would never guess she’s from Chicago. She has no trace of an Arkansas accent anymore.
She also sounds smarter than she does now. I think she has dementia.
I hate to say anything in defense of Hillary, but I don’t think her little bits of laughter are horrifying, prima facie evidence of sociopathy. I’ve heard lots of doctors, lawyers, and other professionals discuss terrible, tragic cases with a lot more laughter at the humorous elements of the story.
I want to hear Hillary screeching herself hoarse for about five minutes. Then, I want a coughing fit that lasts 20 minutes. Then, I want to see Hillary collapse from lack of oxygen and have to be carried off the stage.
Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God! Please, God!
It doesn’t matter because she’ll screech it out in that nails-on-a-chalkboard voice of hers and peoples ears will bleed until they change the channel.
Hillary’s speechwriters have an easy job.
All that they have to do is something like this:
Bill, Chelsea, grandchild, “thanks, Loretta Lynch”
Drop in a few left-wing lies.
Stage direction: Cackle, cackle.
Toss in some more left-wing lies.
Stage direction: Sigh.
Trump, Hitler, racist, HomoLGBTQPhobia, war on womyn, Fox News, guns, guns, guns, guns, guns.
Stage direction: Froth at the mouth. Have a seizure.
Shout-out to Fidel Castro.
Stage direction: Snort.
Promise a lot of free stuff.
Stage direction: Cough vigorously.
Thug lives matter, thug lies matter.
Stage direction: Speak in Ebonics, then speak in tongues.
Shout out to Hugo Chavez
Hop onto your broom and fly around the stage.
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