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Why my wife is not voting for Hillary!
self | 7/29/2016 | Myself

Posted on 07/29/2016 4:48:41 PM PDT by loucon

I had to post this quote from my wife.

My wife says "voting for Hillary because she's a woman is like eating a turd because it looks like a tootsie-roll"


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: hillary
LOL Have fun with this.
1 posted on 07/29/2016 4:48:41 PM PDT by loucon
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To: loucon

My wife says women know a bitch when they see one.


2 posted on 07/29/2016 4:50:52 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (Never be more than two steps away from your weapon.)
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To: loucon

bttt


3 posted on 07/29/2016 4:50:57 PM PDT by ptsal
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To: loucon
Slight edit:

"Voting for Hillary because she's looks like a woman is like eating a turd because it looks like a tootsie-roll"

4 posted on 07/29/2016 4:52:30 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: loucon

< grin>


5 posted on 07/29/2016 4:52:55 PM PDT by sauropod (Beware the fury of a patient man. I've lost my patience!)
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To: loucon

You should warn people. I nearly choked on my drink of water. I will be laughing like a mental patient each and everytime I remember this accurate description.


6 posted on 07/29/2016 4:54:06 PM PDT by bigredkitty1 (March 5, 2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
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To: loucon

My wife was planning not to vote until Trump announced he was appointing Trey Gowdy as Attorney General. She likes Trey.


7 posted on 07/29/2016 4:59:50 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

slight edit......some people just can control their urge to control


8 posted on 07/29/2016 5:06:29 PM PDT by CGASMIA68 (kant spell er punktuate,fluncked english.Gramer to!!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

slight edit......some people just can control their urge to control


9 posted on 07/29/2016 5:06:33 PM PDT by CGASMIA68 (kant spell er punktuate,fluncked english.Gramer to!!)
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To: CGASMIA68

Wasn’t meant as a criticism. Just added a little symmetry.


10 posted on 07/29/2016 5:07:40 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Oh


11 posted on 07/29/2016 5:10:25 PM PDT by CGASMIA68 (kant spell er punktuate,fluncked english.Gramer to!!)
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I think it’s funnier to say Cankles looks like a woman than to actually credit her with being a woman.


12 posted on 07/29/2016 5:21:14 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Woman don’t like Raceette nurse;


13 posted on 07/29/2016 5:28:01 PM PDT by jennychase
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To: loucon

I copied this and sent it to all the woman in my family.

Seriously tho, next time put a warning up about “put your drink down” like to spit coffee all over my screen.


14 posted on 07/29/2016 6:01:09 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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