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KFC Launches New Fried Chicken-Scented Sunscreen
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| Bob Miller
| August 22, 2016
Posted on 08/22/2016 5:53:34 PM PDT by Rebelbase
They Didn’t! Yes they did. Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) just dropped a limited run of Extra Crispy fried chicken-scented sunscreen. But we really shouldn’t be surprised, back in May, KFC Hong Kong introduced fried chicken flavored edible nail polish.
If you’re feeling courageous, and would like to slather your body parts in KFC Fried Chicken-Scented Sunscreen – act fast – because KFC is only making 3,000 bottles of SPF 30 Extra Crispy Sunscreen available online on Monday, August 22, 2016.
You can order a bottle for free by visiting www.ExtraCrispySunscreen.com and completing the request form. The free sunscreen is only being made available to U.S. residents, and is limited to one bottle per household.
Fans will also find a special message from the Extra Crispy Colonel, played by sun-worshipper actor George Hamilton.
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posted on
08/22/2016 5:53:34 PM PDT
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Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
08/22/2016 5:53:56 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Vote Against Oppressive Humidity!)
To: Rebelbase
Enjoy the day at the beach with all the dogs.
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posted on
08/22/2016 5:54:48 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
To: Rebelbase
It turns my stomach when people smell like food.
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posted on
08/22/2016 5:54:50 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
To: Rebelbase
KFC is not responsible for small animals and homeless dudes trying to bite you.
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posted on
08/22/2016 5:54:57 PM PDT
by
Rastus
(#NeverHillary #AlwaysTrump)
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
08/22/2016 5:55:29 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Vote Against Oppressive Humidity!)
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
08/22/2016 5:56:04 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
08/22/2016 5:56:50 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Vote Against Oppressive Humidity!)
To: Rebelbase
NOTHING will
ever replace edible panties as a novelty item.
Eat your fingernails ?
That's weird.
Eat your panties ?
OH HONEY ... !!!
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posted on
08/22/2016 5:56:53 PM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true ... and it pisses people off.)
To: knarf
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posted on
08/22/2016 5:57:53 PM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true ... and it pisses people off.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
It turns my stomach when people smell like food. In a survey they found that men like scents on their women that makes reminds them of food.
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posted on
08/22/2016 5:59:23 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Rebelbase
Lol what the hell does George Hamilton want sunscreen for?
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posted on
08/22/2016 5:59:42 PM PDT
by
To Hell With Poverty
(No one in the field is voting for Frail, Pale and Belongs in Jail.)
To: Rebelbase
That’ll be just great in bear country...
To: Rebelbase
Glen Beck might go for it.
To: Rebelbase; Gamecock; PROCON; SaveFerris
How about butter, parsley and Parmesan sunscreen?
To: Rebelbase
LOL. The jokes sort of write themselves
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posted on
08/22/2016 6:00:54 PM PDT
by
Fai Mao
To: Rebelbase
SPF 30? Someone doesn't understand the meaning of Extra Crispy. Maybe SPF -1 which doubles the amount of UV rays hitting your body.
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posted on
08/22/2016 6:08:09 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Shut up, Bob Costas. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!)
To: Rebelbase
It’s all gone! Very sad.....it would have complement my mashed potatoes and gravy aftershave.....
To: Rebelbase
People wearing KFC sunscreen being attacked by seagulls in 3,2,1....
CC
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posted on
08/22/2016 6:08:56 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
To: Rebelbase
Surely this is a joke! Think of the dog bites you would get.
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posted on
08/22/2016 6:10:21 PM PDT
by
Ditter
(God Bless Texas!)
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