How Can We Save The Sun?

Universe Today ^ | 9/23/16 | Fraser Cain

[LibWhacker]

Don't scream at me, please. I'm just doing what I can to keep the general panic and hysteria down. ;-)

[TBP]

Send liberals there? :)

[IncPen]

Peak sun.

Raise taxes.

[The Antiyuppie]

Actually, it’s been estimated that Earth has only 500 million years of habitability left because the sun expands as it ages and by then we will be out of the habitable zone due to REAL global warming.

[Colorado Doug]

This is Anthropogenic Solar Decay or ASD. Please fund my foundation to stop it. I will be seeking grants tomorrow.

[TADSLOS]

Let’s start a GoFundMe site- Save Our Sun!

[FatherofFive]

Don’t worry about the sun. The Earth will stay warm with all the CO2 in the atmosphere. /s

[SamAdams76]

Save the Sun?

This looks like a job for...Cow Patti.

[tflabo]

Background music— Paul wrote this when a young lad pre-Beatles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgCkeYGlNXc

[max americana]

“Send liberals there? :)”

GMTA. I was gonna type that but got beat by a few seconds. I want my participation trophy..

[MisterArtery]

Ask Al Gore.

[ColdOne]

get rid of all libs.

[Ken H]

If you’re a long-term investor, buy real estate on Mercury.

[mountainlion]

The Sun is dying. The Universe is dying although at a slower rate than I am.

[Flag_This]

"One idea is that you could crash another star into the Sun."

Yeah, sure. Good idea!

[bigbob]

welp, if we can cause climate change we can do this!

[SpaceBar]

Reminds me of an old 70’s episode of The Sixth Sense, where a young boy can predict future events and becomes a celebrity. The boy is on a television talk show and tells the host that something will happen very soon but he forgets the word to describe it. After a few moments he remembers the word and says the sun will go supernova.

[Henchster]

"...the Sun is actually dying. It’s just that it’s going to take about another 5 billion years to run of fuel in its core. "

Call us in 4,999,999,999 years and we'll consider listening to your hair-brained scheme. Now buzz off!

[TChad]

One idea is that you could crash another star into the Sun. This would deliver fresh fuel, and mix up the Sun’s hydrogen a bit. But it would be a one time thing.

I was SURE I had the math right.

[Henchster]

"One idea is that you could crash another star into the Sun. "

Fortunately for this guy, I still have my "Let's Make A Deal" outfit, and now that I look in the jacket pocket there is a hard boiled egg, a rubber band, paper clip, and yup, spare star right here.