Got robbed. LOL

10/12/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

LOL first time experience. I got robbed. One guy had gun, flashed it, other didn't. They got my phone, credit card (already cancelled) bank card (already cancelled) and a few bux (40).

I was pretty impressed with my reaction. Zero fear, total calm. If I was packing the gun dude would be dead and I would have had total control of my weapon, total calm means no trembling. I guess I'm good under pressure LOL

Probably happy they din't shoot me anyways, but everything I lost I can get back just fine. Boneheads. Kinda wish I was rollin heavy. I'd have two bodies under my belt. hehehehe

[Lazamataz]

No, my heart rate is destined to be level. I learned a lot about how I react under pressure. I’m delighted I am who I evolved to become. :)

[Lazamataz]

Brookhaven, GA. Inside the perimiter, Atlanta regions.

[Lazamataz]

Thanks bro. :)

[DCBryan1]

Glad you are safe. You’ll regret not carrying a gun when you see these two thugs muder a woman or child soon.

[kvanbrunt2]

Atlanta not PA

[Lazamataz]

They were rank amateurs. The gun dude flopped his hand around in front of me without pointing. I was seriously tempted to charge him and knock his (lack of) aim out. The temptation was just a split second, but it was there.

These guys are destined for the morgue.

[Lazamataz]

Gun dude was also within two-three feet of me. Total amateur move. They will come against the wrong guy real soon.

I woulda been that wrong guy, but I wasn't holdin.

[Lazamataz]

I don’t rob people for a living, and even *I* know six feet is your minimum engagement distance.

[rimtop56]

So glad you’re OK. If something had happened to you, I would have thought of Andrew Breitbart first thing and wondered.

[thecodont]

Glad to hear you’re OK. Thank God. You can always replace your things.

[Lazamataz]

I ain’t as important as Andrew.

But if by accident I am important, one note to know: I have abandoned the drug lifestyle by being recovered (12-step), so if you hear of an overdose, or if I am arrested for drugs, it’s a setup and the government was involved.

[Lazamataz]

Yeah, it was a pretty low-yield haul. I usually pack, so ... they got lucky. :)

[Lazamataz]

Okay folks. I’m going to sleep now. I shall dream of packing next time and — dealing with — robbers a little more effectively.

God bless you all. :)

[Ancesthntr]

Glad you’re OK...but, dude, FREAKING CARRY YOUR PIECE.

Geez, we could being mourning the death of a fellow FReeper.

You have family, right? FREAKING CARRY!!!!

[windcliff]

Glad you are safe.

[Lazamataz]

I got no family. Probably part of the reason I don’t give a flyin ****. :)

Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose. :)

[Lazamataz]

Thanks! With that... nighty night all. :)

[Ancesthntr]

“S**t goes sideways in America, I’m gonna be just fine. :) “

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Not if you’re not carrying.

[B4Ranch]

I’m not surprised that you didn’t have any fear. That’s the normal reaction for someone who has studied the probability of a robbery and how they would react. When you start leaving a trail of corpses behind the police generally are not very friendly. They haven’t yet adapted to the idea of citizens defense within their area of authority. That’s where the requirement for an attorney becomes obvious.

I have been in situations where I could have legally killed my attacker but just drawing my weapon stopped the attack. Saved me a lot of fuss and paperwork which is the way I prefer it.

[Lazamataz]

o-KAY, o-KAY, stop giving me s***. LOL

I’ll carry from now on no matter what.

Geez you are stressing me more than the robbers. LOL