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Only Golfers and their spouses should open this thread!
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Posted on 10/19/2016 3:09:46 PM PDT by entropy12



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: golf
Enjoy the golf humor even if it hits home as reality!
1 posted on 10/19/2016 3:09:46 PM PDT by entropy12
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To: entropy12

Thanks! I can relate to many of them!!!


2 posted on 10/19/2016 3:13:43 PM PDT by noexcuses
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To: entropy12

3 posted on 10/19/2016 3:37:16 PM PDT by DigitalVideoDude (It's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't care who gets the credit. -Ronald Reagan)
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To: DigitalVideoDude

LOL, YES !


4 posted on 10/19/2016 3:45:54 PM PDT by onona (Honey this isn't Kindergarten. We are in an all out war for the survival of our Country !)
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To: entropy12

Thanks 103 (52 -51...yeah, I suck) today. I golfed by myself as I had a day off and it was 74 today in SE Michigan sunny with no wind (probably the last day of the year in 70’s).


5 posted on 10/19/2016 3:53:56 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: entropy12

My husband plays golf 2-5 times a week. It’s good for him, imho.


6 posted on 10/19/2016 3:56:17 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: entropy12

What is the difference between a lost golf ball and a G-spot?
Most guys don’t mind wasting twenty minutes searching for the golf ball.


7 posted on 10/19/2016 3:59:56 PM PDT by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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To: entropy12

Golf? its life


8 posted on 10/19/2016 4:05:02 PM PDT by BornToBeAmerican (Don't forget Love)
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To: trisham

Golf is indeed good for anyone, especially seniors like me. For 12 years after retirement I was fortunate to be a member at golf clubs and could play unlimited golf. That was so great for my physical health and it was so much fun to play with fellow members 4-5 times a week.


9 posted on 10/19/2016 4:19:44 PM PDT by entropy12 (TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! PENCE!)
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Some idiot ruined my enjoyment of golf. He told me that when you add up your score, low score wins.


10 posted on 10/19/2016 4:27:37 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (No Evidence of Vote Fraud -- CNN --Massive Evidence of Global Warming -- CNN-- where's Nelson Muntz?)
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To: entropy12

Good ones-needed a laugh before the debates begin.

Thank you.


11 posted on 10/19/2016 4:28:38 PM PDT by Boomer One ( ToUsesn)
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To: entropy12
Thank you for posting these golf "jokes"..! I love the game! 🏌️‍♀️
12 posted on 10/19/2016 4:30:37 PM PDT by beethoven (Texans for Trump! Schroeder plays for Trump!)
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To: entropy12
Hillarynot's guaranteed system to help you break 100, 90, or 80 depending on your skill level.

Just walk off the course when you reach your goal. I always break 80 when I quit after 16 holes.

13 posted on 10/19/2016 4:46:57 PM PDT by hillarynot (I play in Peoria)
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I think less than 1% of golfers regularly break 80!
If you are under 80 after 16 holes, you are doing A-OK!
My best score was 76 at age 73! Now my game is going downhill so I have given up the dream of breaking my age. We had one member in the club, in his early 70’s who broke his age every week! I was so envious...


14 posted on 10/19/2016 5:39:36 PM PDT by entropy12 (TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! PENCE!)
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To: entropy12

The Golfer’s Christening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jICYirpMgX4


15 posted on 10/19/2016 5:44:59 PM PDT by kalee
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16 posted on 10/19/2016 5:56:00 PM PDT by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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