NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK EIGHT

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[Bender2]

NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK EIGHT

Thursday, Oct. 27
8:25 p.m. ET Jaguars at Titans

Sunday, Oct. 30
9:30 a.m. ET Redskins at Bengals

1 p.m. ET Chiefs at Colts

1 p.m. ET Raiders at Buccaneers

1 p.m. ET Seahawks at Saints

1 p.m. ET Lions at Texans

1 p.m. ET Jets at Browns

1 p.m. ET Packers at Falcons

1 p.m. ET Patriots at Bills

4:05 p.m. ET Chargers at Broncos

4:25 p.m. ET Cardinals at Panthers

8:30 p.m. ET Eagles at Cowboys

Monday, Oct. 31
8:30 p.m. ET Vikings at Bears

Bye week: Ravens, Rams, Dolphins, Giants, Steelers, 49ers

[Bender2]

It is Week 8 in the NFL and old Cody here... has my film noir juices flowing, so all my picks are from famous film noir flicks:

Thursday night's Jaguars at Titans:
"You ain't going to like it, Johnny-- But I... believe Allegra's Old Earlers will win."

Sunday, Oct. 30
Redskins at Bengals:
"Well, I'm in the crapper already, so why not... pick the Deadskins to win--"

Chiefs at Colts:
"Go ahead, you guys-- Kill me... I picked Bendy's Old Dallas Texans over the Colts."

Raiders at Buccaneers:
"Don't give me no crap! The Raiders... will tear Tampa Bay a nice big, new one!"

Seahawks at Saints
"Are you crazy, Pete? The Saints... will lose big to the Seahawks?

Lions at Texans:
"Okay-- I'll write the Texans beat the Lions... but only Allegra will believe it."

Jets at Browns:
"So, you murder the Browns for me... and nobody will ever suspect the Jets didn't win on their own."

Packers at Falcons"
"Aaron Rogers, my ass, Fat Man-- The Black Birds... are kicking ass and taking name!"

Patriots at Bills:
"Uncle, Lon, you are fixing it... for Tom Brady to win again?"

Chargers at Broncos:
"Phillip, you boys can practice all day with this... but you ain't roping the Broncos into letting the Chargers win."

Cardinals at Panthers:
"How? How can we... face Cam when he blows another game?"

Eagles at Cowboys:
"Listen, Joe-- I'm not acting here... Dak will kick Carson's ass from here to Tuesday!"

Monday Night Vikings at Bears:
"Don't fret, dear. Go to sleep... your bet on the Vikings is the safest one this weekend."

"No use looking on the shelf, baby-- They're not there... The Ravens, Ewes, Phins, Jints, Stoolers and Soapy 9ers are all on a bye week sleep over."

[Bender2]

Okay, now before Cody takes me to meet his mom... get those picks in!

[11th_VA]

[campaignPete R-CT]

4th

[Ken H]

Eff the NFL.

May it go bankrupt soon.

[traderrob6]

Have not watched one game this year.....don’t plan on it either.

[Dr. Sivana]

Well, at least the Rams losing streak won’t continue.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Half-way thru, bro!

NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK EIGHT
Thursday, Oct. 27
Titans

Sunday, Oct. 30
Bengals
Chiefs
Raiders
Saints
Lions [gotta be a homer!]
Browns
Packers
Patriots
Broncos
Cardinals
Cowboys

Monday, Oct. 31
Reformation Day! 95 Feces? Wait...< Emily Littella > Never Mind
Da Queens...Teddy is the next Jeff George!

[jmaroneps37]

Read the liberal sports media and they tell you our boycott has nothing to do with the crash of NFL ratings. Ha ha ha try again schmucks. The profile of NFL fans and Trump supporters matches up very well. We are the reason; and its because we don’t like watching our country disrespected by spoiled little rich kids.

[Bender2]

NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK EIGHT

Picks so far:

Thursday, Oct. 27
8:25 p.m. ET Jaguars at Titans--

Sunday, Oct. 30
Redskins at Bengals-

--Chiefs at Colts

--Raiders at Buccaneers

-Seahawks at Saints-

-Lions at Texans-

-Jets at Browns-

-Packers at Falcons-

--Patriots at Bills

Chargers at Broncos--

--Cardinals at Panthers

Eagles at Cowboys--

Monday, Oct. 31
--Vikings at Bears

[mware]

That Cowboy Eagles game is going to be the one to watch this weekend.

What a crop of QB's out there this year.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Seems you and I are more “opposed” than in agreement. Hmmm.
Will you take a knee in recognition of the opposed or just simply try to [S-expletive deleted-T] on Kaepernick when you have the chance?
:-)

[al_c]

Oilers Deadskins Chiefs Raiders Seahags Lions Jets (almost picked the brownies, but they just have too many injuries) Dirty birds Patsies Broncos Cards COWBOYS!!!!! Vikings

Did I miss anyone?

[al_c]

Ooops ... reformatted for easier reading.

Oilers
Deadskins
Chiefs
Raiders
Seahags
Lions
Jets (almost picked the Brownies, but they just have too many injuries)
Dirty birds
Patsies
Broncos
Cards
COWBOYS!!!!!
Vikings

[rstrahan]

Cowboys-Eagles is the only game worth watching this week.

[al_c]

Yep. Cowboys are usually the only game I watch anyway. Maybe the Texans occasionally.

[tjd1454]

What an ‘effing waste of time. Have you really nothing better to do?

[mythenjoseph]

Please...spare me . Everyone knows the only team worth anything is the Patriots.

[Bender2]

Re: Ooops ... reformatted for easier reading

Exactly, al-- That encapsulates your entire... film career.

Damn, Sean! You took the words-- Well, the semtiment-- Minus the cussing... right out of my mouth--

Gadzooks, guys-- That's... cold!

[Bender2]

NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK EIGHT

Picks so far:

Thursday, Oct. 27
8:25 p.m. ET Jaguars at Titans---

Sunday, Oct. 30
-Redskins at Bengals-

---Chiefs at Colts

---Raiders at Buccaneers

--Seahawks at Saints-

--Lions at Texans-

--Jets at Browns-

-Packers at Falcons--

---Patriots at Bills

Chargers at Broncos---

---Cardinals at Panthers

Eagles at Cowboys---

Monday, Oct. 31
---Vikings at Bears