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FESTIVUS – December 23
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Posted on 12/23/2016 12:57:18 PM PST by heterosupremacist

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To: acw011

It is not funny. If it was not meant to displace Christmas, why not put it on another date?


21 posted on 12/23/2016 1:29:51 PM PST by backwoods-engineer (Trump won; I celebrated; I'm good. Let's get on with the civil war now.)
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To: heterosupremacist
I think more Americans celebrate Festivus than Kwanzaa.

Last week I went to my kids' school Christmas play, given by grades K-2. An almost lily-white school, I rolled my eyes when they went into the little "Kwanzaa" segment of the all-holiday inclusive presentation. I heard some other subtle groans as well. I have never met anyone, anywhere who celebrated Kwanzaa.

22 posted on 12/23/2016 1:30:49 PM PST by Drew68
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To: huckfillary

Seinfeld is not funny. I cannot relate to NYC-centric cultural snobbery, and neither can millions of the rest of us out here in the Flyover states.


23 posted on 12/23/2016 1:30:58 PM PST by backwoods-engineer (Trump won; I celebrated; I'm good. Let's get on with the civil war now.)
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To: b4its2late

What is funny about that? “The rest of us”? Meaning, nonbelievers in Christmas?


24 posted on 12/23/2016 1:31:43 PM PST by backwoods-engineer (Trump won; I celebrated; I'm good. Let's get on with the civil war now.)
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To: acw011
and I’m pretty sure Jesus was born in September - so we are a little late on the birthday celebration..

Completely irrelevant.

The Christian world has agreed on this date. Which is why the unbelieving world tries to create alternate "holidays" around this date.

25 posted on 12/23/2016 1:32:44 PM PST by backwoods-engineer (Trump won; I celebrated; I'm good. Let's get on with the civil war now.)
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To: tumblindice

You want a grievance? I’ll give you a grievance.
We’re already airing grievances and we haven’t had any dinner yet!
How’s that for a grievance!?!


26 posted on 12/23/2016 1:33:08 PM PST by TigersEye (Congratulations, President Donald J. Trump! - Let's MAGA!!!)
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To: TigersEye
Eat skeleton! Next: Feats of Strength: dwarf tossing photo: Dwarf Tossing! Dwardtossing.jpg
27 posted on 12/23/2016 1:34:58 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)
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To: backwoods-engineer

Ok - if you don’t even crack a smile on this - I can’t help ya..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujqM2u-BVo


28 posted on 12/23/2016 1:35:40 PM PST by acw011 (Great Goooogly Mooogly!)
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To: tumblindice

Re : Post #17

“See, you’ve already got Festivus celebrants airing grievances!”

HA! I just hope they don’t get into ‘Feats Of Strength’ somebody might get hurt!

:^)


29 posted on 12/23/2016 1:36:33 PM PST by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: tumblindice

LOL

Sure, my hunger isn’t your problem is it?


30 posted on 12/23/2016 1:37:24 PM PST by TigersEye (Congratulations, President Donald J. Trump! - Let's MAGA!!!)
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To: acw011

Typical crude NYC-cultural snobbery, with canned laughter in the background. Not funny.


31 posted on 12/23/2016 1:39:37 PM PST by backwoods-engineer (Trump won; I celebrated; I'm good. Let's get on with the civil war now.)
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To: heterosupremacist

Seinfeld could be hilarious but for the most part was fairly funny and a few times, just boring.

It did not hit politics really heavy but did at least a couple of times make blatantly mean spirited pro abortion statements.

I think part of it’s success was that you didn’t really like any of them. They were mostly jerks but funny ones. It is funnier to see a creep slip on a banana peel.


32 posted on 12/23/2016 1:40:50 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
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To: Fiddlstix

That is a good fruitcake recipe. I only made one fruitcake and it was a disaster.

After it was done I put it back in the oven. That would have been OK, except I forgot to turn the oven off. The oven was only set for 220 degrees but after baking for another 24 hours, I couldn’t remove it from the pan. It was like a cement block.

I ended up throwing cake and pan away because I was so mad at myself I didn’t want to think about it anymore!


33 posted on 12/23/2016 1:44:17 PM PST by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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To: heterosupremacist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX55AzGku5Y

Festivus for the rest of us!

Merry Christmas


34 posted on 12/23/2016 1:44:37 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Drew68

Both my kids went to school and repeated what I had taught them... “we don’t celebrate fake holidays created by a criminal.”

It was delicious....and let the air out of kwanzaa


35 posted on 12/23/2016 1:52:04 PM PST by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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To: Drew68

Both my kids went to school and repeated what I had taught them... “we don’t celebrate fake holidays created by a criminal.”

It was delicious....and let the air out of kwanzaa


36 posted on 12/23/2016 1:52:05 PM PST by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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To: acw011

Jesus was most likely born in late February to early March not September. If the shepherds were watching their flocks...meant there were lambs to be supervised.


37 posted on 12/23/2016 1:56:07 PM PST by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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To: backwoods-engineer

You must be pushing eighty. Only someon without a pop culture clue would think that Festivus is anything but a joke.

Or, you have been in the backwoods too long.

Or, my third theory is that you are an engineer and they sucked the fun part of your brain somewhere between civil engineering 101 and thermodynamics.

It’s a fun joke that is “designed” to contrast the phoniness of the commercialism of the modern, retail, non-secular celebration of Christmas.

If you are sick of the Glamour Christmas vs the traditional celebration of our savior...then you should embrace the cynicism of Festivus.


38 posted on 12/23/2016 1:58:45 PM PST by Vermont Lt (Brace. Brace. Brace. Heads down. Do not look up.)
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To: backwoods-engineer

Uhh....it’s a joke. Relax Francis.


39 posted on 12/23/2016 1:58:49 PM PST by bigdaddy45
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To: backwoods-engineer

Why am I not surprised.


40 posted on 12/23/2016 2:01:09 PM PST by bigdaddy45
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