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Well, I'm at the emergency room.
1/1/2017
| Jeff Chandler
Posted on 01/01/2017 9:36:51 PM PST by Jeff Chandler
This morning was not a good start to New Years week. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years, and which Mrs. Chandler warned me was not a good idea, but I refused to let her hold me back. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: accident; emergency; horse; joke; room; toysrus; toysyaus; vanity
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To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
01/01/2017 9:38:04 PM PST
by
RedWulf
(Trump:Front Lines. Obama: Back Nine. Hillary:Nap T)
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
01/01/2017 9:38:38 PM PST
by
kalee
To: Jeff Chandler
LOL! Had me going there for a moment all ready to start praying for you. ;o)
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posted on
01/01/2017 9:38:39 PM PST
by
boatbums
(God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
01/01/2017 9:38:45 PM PST
by
jch10
(President Trump, President Trump, President Trump! I just love saying that!)
To: Jeff Chandler
To: Jeff Chandler
At least you didn’t try the Mars rocket! Prayers for you swift recovery!
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posted on
01/01/2017 9:39:55 PM PST
by
tanuki
(Left-wing Revolution: show biz for boring people.)
To: Jeff Chandler
Lol, my brother actually got a compound fracture falling off a
Coin operated horse. He left off the fact it was not a real horse in the retelling of the tale.
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posted on
01/01/2017 9:40:16 PM PST
by
sockmonkey
(Donald Trump will ban auto-correct with an Executive Order. Go Trump!)
To: Jeff Chandler
lol. are you series?
then the mrs. is back to those days of lugging toddlers to the emergency room, huh?
may God grant you a full recovery!
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posted on
01/01/2017 9:41:53 PM PST
by
dadfly
To: Jeff Chandler
To: Jeff Chandler
Lol, you had me there. We old guys still know how to have fun. I plan on catching a catfish tomorrow big enough to ride on.
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posted on
01/01/2017 9:43:16 PM PST
by
OftheOhio
(never could dance but always could kata - Romeo company)
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
01/01/2017 9:44:41 PM PST
by
Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
((Some of you characterized my FReep name as 'paranoid' a few years back.. Care to apologize now?))
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
01/01/2017 9:45:31 PM PST
by
hoosiermama
(“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year.” Dickens)
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
01/01/2017 9:45:56 PM PST
by
Enten
(I don't have islamophobia...I do have islamonausea)
To: Jeff Chandler
Got me! The last two sentences made me think for a moment it was 4/1/17 instead of 1/1/17.
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01/01/2017 9:46:52 PM PST
by
House Atreides
(Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
To: Jeff Chandler
Pictures! This thread needs pictures!
To: Jeff Chandler
Well, there goes your 25¢ allowance for the week.
Glad you survived. :)
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posted on
01/01/2017 9:49:18 PM PST
by
Daffynition
( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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01/01/2017 9:50:11 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The COM-Left is saddened by the death of the Communist dictator Fidel Castro. No surprise there.)
To: Jeff Chandler
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01/01/2017 9:51:00 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The COM-Left is saddened by the death of the Communist dictator Fidel Castro. No surprise there.)
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01/01/2017 9:52:50 PM PST
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Willie Sutton went into robbing banks and Hillary Clinton went into politics)
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