Posted on 01/17/2017 8:21:05 AM PST by RummyChick
Vladimir Putin scoffed at the now discredited dossier suggesting Donald Trump engaged in funny business in Russia ... but it didn't stop him from bragging about his country's prostitutes. Putin held a news conference in the Kremlin, throwing shade at the ex-British intelligence officer's so-called report. Putin said Trump's been surrounded by beauty pageant contestants for years, and ... "I find it hard to believe that he rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world." Bottom line? If you're into that sorta thing ... come to Russia!
Now that is funny!
Look up Borat’s “Kazakhstan National Anthem” for a similar point of pride.
;^)
I believe there is an image somewhere of some ‘pussy riot’ type of snowflake baring her breasts at him and him giving her a big smile and two thumbs up.
Russia does have some beautiful women (whores included I would imagine). The problem with Russian women is that they don’t age very well, you can have a knock down gorgeous 25 year old, who looks like a matronly 65 year old Soviet era street sweeper by 40.
They sure have some pretty ones
>They sure have some pretty ones
They’re the wrong Gender for Obama.
Ha. Ha. Gotta promote his tourism industry! Ha!
Let's see what countries jump on that little statement.
It’s odd how certain nationalities age, isn’t it. Most Asian women age well. Northern European ones can with care and effort, but the sun takes a toll. Some African-descended women almost don’t seem to age at all until they’re really old, but many get quite large. Southern European women have this problem, getting large, as do Eastern European women. Russians don’t just get big their faces seem to change, too, and not for the better. I suppose this would have to apply also to the males as well, but I’ve not paid much attention one way or the other. Maybe our FR gender equality contingent will chime in, lol.
Sounds like Putin is learning from Trump. “We have the best whores, don’t we folks?”
I used to warn junior officers of this fact before every port call. Russia and Israel set the gold standard for employing the most beautiful whores as spies. It doesn’t matter if you’re a friend or an enemy, information is information and horny men talk.
Yep, before you marry a Russian woman, make sure you check out her mother first, because that’s what she’s going to look like in twenty years.
Nasha Lyshche (Ours is better) is the punch line to a very old Russian joke. I first heard it in 1976. That Putin said it now doesn’t surprise me one bit; and he’s probably laughing at his ability to put one over on us dumb ‘Muricans.
All true. They also have bad teeth. Gorgeous but their breath could knock a buzzard off a septic tank at 20 feet.
Castro boasted having the best educated prostitutes in the world, considering many doctors are moonlighting.
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