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Posted on 05/12/2017 5:17:27 PM PDT by umgud

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To: Noumenon

Am I the first to ask if the pistol had a decocking feature?


61 posted on 05/12/2017 6:25:09 PM PDT by xtargeter
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To: fhayek

Lolol


62 posted on 05/12/2017 6:26:00 PM PDT by TnTnTn
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To: Vlad The Inhaler

“He’d be walking around with nothing but a small knob of raw hamburger.”

Omigosh, I’m getting a visual here and it ain’t pretty.


63 posted on 05/12/2017 6:26:11 PM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: umgud

Hamdallalah in Arabic means; I am blessed. LOL.


64 posted on 05/12/2017 6:27:35 PM PDT by semaj (Audentes fortuna juvat: Fortune favors the bold. Be Bold FRiends.)
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To: dfwright

Curse you for that link! (just kidding.)


65 posted on 05/12/2017 6:27:38 PM PDT by matthew fuller (The first amendment does NOT legalize the right to riot.)
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To: umgud

They don’t call it a “Piccollo “

For nothin!


66 posted on 05/12/2017 6:28:16 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: Roman_War_Criminal
The Shot
It was a fateful non-precision
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using a piercing penile
selfie projectile.

67 posted on 05/12/2017 6:28:26 PM PDT by Clearly Right (#NeverWrong...except occasionally on days with pagan names...)
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To: dfwright

Unngh...
For later..

Much later!


68 posted on 05/12/2017 6:29:06 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: xtargeter

Looks like you get the prize. Lol


69 posted on 05/12/2017 6:29:41 PM PDT by Noumenon ("Only the dead have seen an end to war.")
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To: xtargeter

Lololol


70 posted on 05/12/2017 6:30:32 PM PDT by TnTnTn
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To: umgud

He will probably sue the manufacturer because he definitely got the shaft.


71 posted on 05/12/2017 6:31:59 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great- -- until it happens to YOU.)
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To: umgud

72 posted on 05/12/2017 6:33:25 PM PDT by csvset ( Illegitimi non carborundum)
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To: umgud

The cartridge had to be a wadcutter...because that’s exactly what it did.


73 posted on 05/12/2017 6:39:22 PM PDT by jy8z (When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
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To: dfwright

Wow, I’ll definitely have to go back later and peruse that entire post!


74 posted on 05/12/2017 6:41:46 PM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: umgud

Would appear his Johnson stopped a terrorist attack.


75 posted on 05/12/2017 6:43:06 PM PDT by DAC21
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To: umgud; dfwright
and not one serious reply

Au contraire. My threat against dfwright was hugh and series. That post of his is deadly. Don't go anywhere near it. You are WARNED. All y'all.

76 posted on 05/12/2017 6:44:25 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: Reno89519

——What is someone with name Hamedallah doing with a gun?——

Profiling people based on their name ?

The guy had a CCW...


77 posted on 05/12/2017 6:52:28 PM PDT by Popman
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To: umgud
Thread on FR posted earlier today:   "Baby names: Caitlyn plunges on new most-popular list" - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3552489/posts

(However, the person who is the subject of this thread may want to consider bucking that trend, and assume that "Caitlyn" name, due to their changing circumstances...)

78 posted on 05/12/2017 6:53:14 PM PDT by Clearly Right (#NeverWrong...except occasionally on days with pagan names...)
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To: umgud

Hey Hamedallah! Is that a splint or are you just happy to see me?


79 posted on 05/12/2017 6:54:25 PM PDT by Typelouder
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To: umgud

Mexican carry would be my guess. I have that problem with pocket carry as well: don’t point at anything you’re not willing to destroy, although I’m not sure that’s exactly what Col. Cooper had in mind. Mr. Happy doesn’t like muzzle blast, especially muzzle blast with a projectile inside it.


80 posted on 05/12/2017 7:04:58 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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