Weird songs you've loved

Self | June 17, 2017 | Self

[RegulatorCountry]

If you've ever had an inexplicable love for a song that's just strange, post a link to it here. Should be amusing and entertaining for a Saturday night.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Ha ha. Don't play stupid.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/pUSDFSAOD567K/giphy.gif

[Big Red Badger]

Is That a Roger Miller song too?

[Stosh]

I hope you realize if you change your screen name spelling to yarddogg you could sing it right along with the tune from raggmopp!

[Rio]

Plastic Jesus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG9tuuznL1Y&ytbChannel=thescallywag

[Rio]

Plastic Jesus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG9tuuznL1Y&ytbChannel=thescallywag

[Telepathic Intruder]

Oops sorry, wrong link.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-WwevVXkug

[GreatRoad]

Lime in the Coconut song by Harry Nilsson in 1971.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz8_ZePCTqM

[Eddie01]

The Kings:

The Beat Goes On / Switchin’ to Glide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxkjvKBPQjo

[Big Red Badger]

I don’t have to play....

U m mmm wait...What?

[jy8z]

I'm My Own Grandpa

Ironically by Grandpa Jones.

[FredZarguna]

You do realize that song is one double entendre after another, right?

[Big Red Badger]

Now we know!

[clearcarbon]

J. Edgar Swoop

It's a cut on The Mason Williams Phonograph Record - 1968. I've heard different visions of the lyrics such as in the Youtube below, but the following is from the original.

Song Lyrics:
J. Edgar Swoop - Mason Williams

As everyone knows the eagle's supposed to be the symbol of freedom.
They're very respected, government protected; it's against the law to eat 'em.
On dollars and collars and medals for scholars and flags that wag in the wind,
on cigars you puff and American stuff, the eagle is proudly pinned.


With such a position in American tradition eagles are responsible birds.
Moral delinquency's an idiosyncrasy that seldom if ever incurs.
But there once was an eagle who was not very regal by the name of J. Edgar Swoop.
It was quite often heard that bird's absurd, and ought be kept in a coop.


An example I'd say would be his toupee which he thought made him look debonair.
When he went to pike he'd always hitchhike; he never did travel by air.
J. hung around the streets of downtown. He said "Them mountains are dull.
All that you meets is occasional sheeps or maybe a high fly'n gull."


But the worst thing of all was that he had the gall to wear some baggy ol' knickers.
They were pink and blue plaid and fit him so bad, they caused titters, followed by snickers.
Well, in the government town the word got around about J. Edgar and his antics.
So a meeting was held and some Senators yelled "un-American" and the usual pedantics.


The FBI director, the Federal Bird Inspector, was called in to handle the deal.
He said "It looks like to me this eagle's too free, I 'spect he's gone over the hill."
"Well, there's only one choice" said the people's voice "America's depend'n on us.
We've got to find this bird and give him the word E pluribus unum or bust."


So the FBI, well they went out to try to make J. claw the line.
But he just wouldn't listen so they throwed him in prison to pay for his treacherous crime.
In the government town when things quieted down they decided to make an appendage.
'Cause the symbol of the country was in the penitentiary and they needed a new government image.


A measure was born and committees were formed to find a new Yankee Doodle.
And the symbol that best reflected the West was none but the miniature poodle.
Some argued the fact of what a poodle lacked. "Besides" they said, "They're French."
"But," said the committee "so's the Statue of Liberty.", so it went up before the bench.


Well the measure was passed and the law at last, was entered onto government logs
J. Edgar didn't care, poodles are queer; America's gone to the dogs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGJtn_-8wl4

[Calvin Locke]

Chris Elliott - Rocketman (on Letterman, parodying Shatner)

[Telepathic Intruder]

The danger of being cryptic....

[RoosterRedux]

I fink U freaky.

[Big Red Badger]

“I don’t care if it rains or Freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus”

What a sad song!

[FreedomPoster]

Frank Zappa
I’m the Slime (from the Video)
https://youtu.be/RWoxUvWHtB4

Frank was way ahead of his time.

[FredZarguna]

As covered by Beannie and Cecil: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05_t0smIkrE [A Bob Clampett Cartooooooon.]

[Big Red Badger]

That ...Is Truely BAD!