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Florida woman drunkenly bites man's fishing line, swims away with lure, police say
Fox News ^ | 8/17/2017 | staff

Posted on 08/17/2017 9:08:39 AM PDT by simpson96

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To: simpson96

At least he didn’t have to hear her carp all day long about some crappie problem.


41 posted on 08/17/2017 9:58:42 AM PDT by Clay Moore (MAGA)
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To: wyowolf

Bath salts?


42 posted on 08/17/2017 9:58:49 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: subterfuge

My wife said she wanted to make love in the back seat of the car ... and she wanted me to drive. No respect I tell ya.


43 posted on 08/17/2017 10:15:54 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: QualityMan
"...I wonder if the angler was trolling with a corndog......"

Obviously he was using clams as bait.

44 posted on 08/17/2017 10:16:05 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Trump's election does not release you from your prepping responsibilites!)
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To: Covenantor
" At least she'll have some time to mullet over. "

OH GREAT, now that I've seen the shadow of her face I'm going to have six more weeks of an upset stomach!!!

45 posted on 08/17/2017 10:43:06 AM PDT by crazy scenario
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To: simpson96

Ernest P. Worrell:

“Her brain is too small, throw her back!!!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4flTjetog4


46 posted on 08/17/2017 10:45:34 AM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: fishtank

“If fish is brain food

then Ernest P. Worrell is using an unbaited hook.”


47 posted on 08/17/2017 10:46:13 AM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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48 posted on 08/17/2017 10:47:36 AM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: Phlap

Actual LOL here!


49 posted on 08/17/2017 1:33:07 PM PDT by subterfuge (Save the monuments!!)
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To: Clay Moore

No, she was just being koi.


50 posted on 08/17/2017 3:22:53 PM PDT by MightyMama
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