Electro Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer.
Posted on 09/11/2017 9:27:45 AM PDT by C19fan
A cybersecurity scientist has issued a bizarre warning that sex robots could one day rise up and kill their owners if hackers can get inside their heads.
Last month, tech billionaire Elon Musk claimed that artificial intelligence could take over the planet, and he’s not the only one concerned about the dangers of killer tech.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
[SY BORG:]
All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient
[JOE:]
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before
[SY BORG:]
You’ll love it!
Its a way of life.
That’s why I purchased protection coverage from LoveLock®.
OTOH, that would make a hell of a country song...
Death by cybernetic kegeling.
It’s sad really. Men have grown so tired of women’s endless blame, nattering, hypergamy, misery, and demands they’ve decided to replace them. It’s genius. Men know you can’t change women and society doesn’t care so they’ve done what men always do. They’ve created a solution.
Th double standard are also hilarious. Women have their sex toys and battery operated boyfriends and they are proud of them. I don’t need no man! Meanwhile a man who does the same is considered pathetic.
The future is looking bright. Between sexbots and male birth control, women are losing their grip on the one power they’ve always had over men, men’s sexual needs. Men are creating their own sexual revolution and the harpies can’t do anything to stop it. Sexbots won’t fill the need for companionship, emotion, or the positive benefits of a healthy relationship with a woman, but it will force an equal playing field and hopefully bring women and men back to the bargaining table. The male pill alone will drastically reduce abortions and out of wedlock births and free an entire generation from the toxic prison of single mother homes, family courts, and state run welfare programs.
More likely - that sex robot update includes malware to listen to what you say and threaten to release the audio unless you pay the Bitcoin ransom.
Or they try to make money by having the sexbot lull you into satisfaction before whispering gently in your most vulnerable time ... buy X.
What is that from?
Austin Powers.
Most of the people getting sex bots will not have spouses and children, ever.
Sexbots?
Change the name to Michael Moore bots. He’s gonna own a variety of models.
“Just how do customers KNOW for sure that the robots do not have strategically placed “Lorena Bobbit” guillotines installed inside?”
Lorena got into a minor car accident driving into work. The police showed up and took her complaint... Some dick cut her off.
Pris?
As long as no one installs a Veg-a-Matic in a lower area we should be safe.
Lovely, “in app advertising” and “in app purchases.”
My wife wants to kill me every time I want sex anyway. The robot would probably be quicker and less painful.
“That’s why I purchased protection coverage from LoveLock®.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovelock,_Nevada
You're just not trying hard enough! Where is your sense of adventure? :-)
‘Well detective, what do you think’?
“Judging by the smile on his face and the sexbot’s dead battery I’d say it’s either been hacked or is another one of those cheap Chicom defective units.”
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