Posted on 09/15/2017 10:36:39 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Sheesh. When Mama has her cubs around, you just back away. Back way away.
No, please do. If you’re stupid enough to do it...please do. You’ve seen Disney movies that showed wild animals with human characteristics, surely Disney haven’t BS’ed you? Trust Disney...they only love you.
Stoopid, stoopid Libtards. They don’t understand how fast the mama bear might start mauling any of them when she feels she is protecting her cubs. You don’t even have to approach a cub for the mama bear to freak out, just being in the vicinity can be enough to set her off.
Notice to PETA types, animal rights activists and Earth Firsters: Bears are fun, sweet and cuddly and want to be your pal. To show your appreciation for our bruin friends, smear yourself with peanut butter and honey and walk right up to them for a big “bear” hug. I guarantee you will get closer to nature.
Said the man to his friend...
I don’t have to be able to out run the bear...
It doesn’t get any closer than worm food.
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature’s recipes
a selfie with a bear is worth your life
You will if I trip you first!
Best summary of the joke I’ve heard.
Bears really really like it when Left wing city folk whant to take “selfies” with them. One bear invited me to her den and showed me all the wonderful pictures.
Remember — Bears do not like conservatives taking selfies. Bears want only “liberals” to take selfies. .....because liberals taste better.
Thanks
That bear is brown, it’s a grizzly, not a black bear.
Wide berth.
“Don’t take selfies with soon to be well-fed bears” (Corrected headline)
Aspen doesn’t have grizzlies . Black bears can be black or brown .
Maine Coon Cats.
Give them some kippered snacks.
From Wikipedia:
Despite their name, black bears show a great deal of color variation. Individual coat colors can range from white, blond, cinnamon, or light brown to dark chocolate brown or to jet black, with many intermediate variations existing.
A few years back, I recall driving through Gatineau Park (north of Ottawa and popular for hiking, skiing and snowshoeing) and a bear came charging out of the woods and across the road and back in. Would not have wanted to get in the way and since it was in the fall, the bear was likely foraging for food, so probably would have been even more dangerous to get near it.
I came across a lone cub while hiking once. Never saw mom but I beat foot as fast as I could. Damn thing kept following me.
Shook for 30 mins.
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