What is Nibiru? Will Planet X smash into Earth on September 23 and mark End of the World?

express.co.uk ^ | Joey Millar

[BenLurkin]

“A great sign appeared in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun with the moon under her feet and a crown of 12 stars on her head.

“And being with child, she cried out in her travail and was in anguish of delivery."

“The great sign of The Woman as described in revelation 12:1-2 forms and lasts for only a few hours. According to computer generated astronomical models, this sign has never before occurred in human history.

“It will occur once on September 23, 2017. It will never occur again. When it occurs, it places the Earth immediately before the time of the Sixth Seal of Revelation.

“During this time frame on September 23, 2017, the moon appears under the feet of the Constellation Virgo. The Sun appears to precisely clothe Virgo.”

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Theorists also claim natural disaster signal the approach of Planet X, as the huge planetary body would interfere with the Earth.

They say the high number of serious hurricanes to have hit the Caribbean so early in the season, plus the large number of earthquakes striking across the globe, prove disaster is near

[BenLurkin]

I think Niburu is the name of the alien that stole all the scientologist’s souls.

Or something like that.

[Artemis Webb]

Thank you for not posting this under Religion. Thereby allowing us to have more fun.

[Bratch]

Isn't that the guy resposible for those awful jackets?

[NonValueAdded]

Yeah, like we couldn't see a big planet approaching.

Q: Hey, who is in charge of monitoring for that?
A: The Navy

OMG, we're screwed. They can't even see a great big mother lit up ship approaching!!! Oh noes!

[Artemis Webb]

Arm a geddon outta here!

[Bratch]

resposible=responsible

[BenLurkin]

"Come on get it, before Niburu Day.
One last dance, honey!"

[humblegunner]

I think Niburu is the name of the alien that stole all the scientologist’s souls.

Naw, that was Xenu. In his bad ass starship.

He might have stopped at Niburu for gas and snacks.

Kind of like at a Bucc-ees.

[VanDeKoik]

I’ve been trolling Nibru-tards for every prediction of this since 2009.

So the answer is no it isnt a thing.

[Delta 21]

[Billthedrill]

No, it won’t. The Mariners have been eliminated from the playoffs and my numerologist says the world isn’t going to end until they win the World Series. Or the heat death of the universe. He said he wasn’t sure, could go either way.

[GSWarrior]

We must act now before it’s too late

[I want the USA back]

Silly superstition.

[vladimir998]

It’s incredible how many people believe this made-up, phony nonsense.

[2001convSVT]

Or bet them all their earthly possession, if they win it won't matter, if you win, they need to sign over every thing of value to you.

[richardtavor]

Naw,it was l. Ron hubbard’s planet, wasn’t it?

[soycd]

Only if it’s traveling at or near the speed of light at us. If that was the case, it would be leaving quite a trail we could detect.

[BenLurkin]

Ha! I bet you were one of those deniers who didn’t believe there was an alien spaceship hiding in the tail of the Hale-Bopp comet.

[so_real]

FaceID

Does this mean your police force, your employer, your mugger, your family, your friends, everyone, anyone ... can unlock your phone by pointing it at your face or a picture of your face?

[BenLurkin]

Only until September 23rd. After that, won’t matter.