Posted on 09/28/2017 1:40:06 AM PDT by ARGLOCKGUY
I feel like the tires on my car are over inflated . . .
If it's in chronological order, I hope he's way, way out in front of me!
The rich and powerful are never sure that they have loved ones.
I’d spit on his grave.
He was a degenerate, effeminate little pervert who, barring a miraculous deathbed conversion, is going to be burning in the depths of hell for all eternity.
HE RAISED CHILDREN IN THAT HOUSE.
If rigor mortis lasts more than 4 hours, should he seek medical attention?
Hard to be a tough life!
Later Hef.
The “hard” should have been “had.”
Meds.
Worlds most famous/oldest(?) pimp dies. Finally stiff forever. Brothel for sale-being fumigated.
The coroner better double up on the gloves.
He already had his 72 virgins and then some.
Not only did he introduce untold millions (billions?) to one of the worst drugs ever, he did it off the backs of abusing willing/unwilling naive women for decades.
Nobody dead or alive wants Hefner’s eternal fate.
I had a college prof who would bring his Playboy’s to show subliminal advertising. On the final, I wrote he only brought them in for the articles. Though for sure he’d fail me but I got an A.
Lots of people seem to think Hef is burning in hell right about now. I see no evidence of this. On the contrary, he was blessed with a long and rewarding life.
Maybe God liked Playboy?
And when the wife is tired, or just "not in the mood right now" many men continue to thank Hefner (and likely so do their wives).
Nope, heffer is suffering because he cannot feel pleasure anymore in this life. It’s all it ever wanted. It failed because it couldn’t have pleasure in this life forever. It’s the curse of the degenerate shallow hedonist. Poor dead pleasureless hedonist.
I guess I’ll have to burn my husband’s copy of The Playboy Cookbook which he brought to the marriage!
He had the reputation of being a nice guy, actually. I read Playboy in the 70s. It was a good magazine and hardly porn.
Did he die with a smile on his face? Inquiring minds want to know.
Looks like Hillary is lubricating.
“I assume “natural causes” means definitely not because of too much of anything”
Gee, if hadn’t smoked a pipe, drank and womanized he could have lived to a ripe old age. Oh wait..
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