Posted on 10/16/2017 11:44:44 AM PDT by nikos1121
Welcome to Megyn Kelly Today, Today, a new daily column in which we will share the most memorable things that happened on Megyn Kelly Today every morning until we are no longer able to watch Megyn Kelly Today without feeling like there will be no tomorrow. ·Megyn Kelly walked onstage in a tan suede dress.
·Megyn Kelly began by discussing Mayim Bialiks terrible op-ed, which she hated.
·Megyn Kelly said some things that made the audience applaud.
·Megyn Kelly discussed the outrage against Woody Allen.
·Megyn Kelly said, There was a very scary moment for passengers on an Air Asia flight yesterday. Raise your hand if youre afraid of flying!
·Megyn Kelly said shes afraid of flying.
·Megyn Kelly told a horrifying story about an Air Asia flight suddenly dropping 20,000 feet while holding back laughter.
·Megyn Kelly said she wanted to discuss this airplane incident a little more, and said, Who better to ask than Matt Lauer?
·Matt Lauer shared that he, too, thought that introduction was bizarre.
·Megyn Kelly said, You want cheery? Ive got cheery. Theres a new study about emojis...
·Matt Lauer said Savannah Guthrie loves emojis and that he hates them.
·Megyn Kelly said her favorite emoji is 😳. [See above.]
·Megyn Kelly said that if you get a text from her containing a lot of emojis that shes probably been drinking.
·Megyn Kelly began a story by saying, So there was this cougar on the loose in Mississippi...
·Megyn Kelly rolled this video:
·Megyn Kelly asked Matt Lauer, Have you ever been attacked by a wild cougar...?
·Matt Lauer responded, Have I ever been attacked by a wild cougar? No! I probably wouldnt be sitting here if Id been attacked by a wild cougar...
·Matt Lauer revealed that hed been kicked in the butt by a llama.
·Megyn Kelly said, I knew thered be gold in them thar hills.
·Matt Lauer proceeded to tell a story about how the first time he met Megyn Kelly six, seven years ago that she had a chocolate scone in her teeth the whole time. And I didnt say a word to her the entire time.
·Matt Lauer revealed that he eventually told her at the end of their hour of chatting, which both Megyn Kelly and Bobby Finger found rude.
·Megyn Kelly said, That is messed up!
·Megyn Kelly and Matt Lauer laughed and laughed!
·Megyn Kelly said, That was a harbinger of our relationship to come. Radical honesty, too late. Good to see you Matt. Lots of love.
·Bobby Finger asked aloud, Are they flirting?
·Megyn Kelly welcomed astronaut Scott Kelly to the stage and revealed that, gasp, he wrote a book!
·Megyn Kelly said, I still see our...astronauts as heroes.
·Bobby Finger said, Still?
·Bobby Finger said, Scott Kelly reminds me of Ed Harris.
·Scott Kelly said astronauts listen to nature sounds while in space.
·Scott Kelly spoke about his sister-in-law Gabby Giffordss shooting, and that he was initially told she had died.
·Scott Kelly talked about his near death experience in space.
·Megyn Kelly introduced Scotts girlfriend Amiko Kauderer, who also works at NASA.
·Megyn Kelly asked if there are any lasting effects from spending a year in space.
·Scott Kelly said his vision was affected, and that he briefly stretched to a new height, but that he eventually squished back down.
·Megyn Kelly said, Coming up, from Growing Pains, Joanna Kerns is here!
·Megyn Kelly welcomed Joann Kerns, but not before rolling some tape!
·Joanna Kerns is now a successful TV director on shows like Pretty Little Liars, Greys Anatomy, The Goldbergs, and This Is Us.
·Joanna Kerns came to the stage to discuss her diagnosis with breast cancer, as well as her recent double mastectomy.
·Joanna Kerns introducers her doctor, Dr. Kristi Funk, who recommends 3D mammograms.
·Megyn Kelly asked, How are you now?
·Joanna Kerns said, Im great.
·The audience applauded.
·Megyn Kelly said, Good for you. Lots of love.
·Bobby Finger said, Lots of love is her new thing, I guess.
·Megyn Kelly introduced todays TRY THIS TODAY segment with a clip from Seinfeldthe one where George wears nothing but velvet.
·Megyn Kelly explained that we can wear velvet, too!
·Megyn Kellys fashion expert guest whose name escapes me said, Velvet is sort of the fabric of the season.
·Megyn Kellys fashion expert recommended velvet shoes.
·Megyn Kelly said, My toes are more like fingers.
·Megyn Kelly asked, Should we be wearing belts?
·Megyn Kellys fashion expert said, I love belts.
·Megyn Kelly put on the velvet gloves and asked some audience members to feel the fabric, which she seemed to love.
·Megyn Kelly said, Up next, should you tell someone if their fly is open? Or if somethings in their teeth, Matt Lauer?!
·Bobby Finger said, She will not let this go!
·Megyn Kelly welcomed a lifestyle and etiquette expert named Elaine Swann to discuss lifestyle and etiquette.
·Elaine Swann presented a series of etiquette tests.
·Elaine Swann asked if we should tell bosses their fly is open and said you should only tell them if theyre the same sex. If theyre the opposite sex you should tell a coworker of the bosss sex and ask them to tell the boss, otherwise you could get sent to HR?????
·Bobby Finger screamed, WHAT??????
·Elaine Swann asked if we should take our cell phones to the dinner table.
·Elaine Swann said yes, we can take our cell phones to the dinner table, but not to put them on the table.
·Elaine Swann said we should only to use the phone at dinner if its part of the conversation.
·Elaine Swann asked if its OK to touch a pregnant friends stomach.
·Most of Megyn Kellys audience said it was fine.
·Elaine Swann said to ask first before touching anyone.
·Megyn Kelly said not to touch anyones belly, regardless of whether or not you ask.
·Bobby Finger agreed.
·Megyn Kelly spoke with Hoda and Kathie Lee who bragged that Rita Wilson, Octavia Spencer, and Kelly Clarkson would be on their show.
·Bobby Finger thought it was funny that not one of those people could be spared for Megyn Kelly Today.
·Megyn Kelly Today ended.
not even Spokane, WA.
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Isn’t Spokane part of “Cougar Country”?
Nope. No sympathy here. She made her bed let her die in it
I was attacked by a wild cougar once. But it was my own fault. I was in her environment sipping white zinfandal and listening to Journey’s Greatest Hits. I should have known better.
I clicked on this only to see a pic of Helen Thomas in that leopard print outfit. To my shock, it is not to be found.
Last year I said that she was going to fall so far that she’ll end up interviewing the Kardashians.
Well looky here LOL!...........
http://www.tmz.com/2017/04/28/megyn-kelly-new-show-kardashian-family-interview/
110. I wouldn't wait around for her.
I am guessing that they sit around in the writers room and think of the stupidest things they can get away with making her do on LIVE TV, and giggle their asses off when she does them.
Why are they constantly interviewing themselves (other cast of the network)?
No one wants to go on her show I bet.
I was attacked by a wild cougar once.
She was 42, a runway model for Sears, PhD, and insatiable in the best possible way. Two beautiful years followed.
Where’s Laz? Are you out there? Wild cougars are right up your alley!
;^)
Yes I have but at my age the are still younger than me.
Yes I have but at my age the are still younger than me.
Have you ever been attacked by a wild cougar?
I would have taken that question the wrong way.
I was attacked by a cougar once! First thoughts in my mind when the attack came were...”BADGER GAME!” and I backed away fast!
I mean this show is so goofy. She comes out in a suede outfit and asks Matt Lauer if he’d ever been attacked by a wild cougar?
No wonder no one is watching this channel.
The two on the right are sisters no doubt...
When I was in college a cougar attacked me repeatedly.
Best Spring Break ever.
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