Mandatory Title: NFL LIVE THREAD Week 9

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports...

is a going on with the NFL this year?

Well, I haven't... a clue--

Slim is right, the inmates have taken over the prison... as if we never ever spay and neutered all the cats, dogs and goldfish!

I hate to admit it, but Bob Barker... so right--

Of course he is right... you dumb Yankee peckerwood!

Mother says it is a lack... of respect for authority--

That is dead on, Chris... Dead on-- Just like Da Niro's acting style--

Everybody calm down, now-- I'm gay... so that means no matter what, I am right and what we need are younger NFL players that I can personally counsel!

Okay, we can all agree that picking NFL winners this year... is like picking a wife. No matter how good she cooks, you occasionally want to eat out.

So, Thursday Night Feetball finds the Bills at them Jersey Jets and I believe it will be a Buffalo Stampeed--

Sunday's action finds those Georgia Black Byrds putting Cam back on the bench under his head towel--

Allegra's Old Earlers host Crab City's Black Byrds and it is a fowl affair with feathjers flying and the Titans on top--

The Jags kick Cincy right in their Bengals--

Come on, Denver-- Grow a pair and beat the Iggles! Too bad, they won't--

Allegra's Texicans finally get a win over Luckless Indy--

La La Ewes keep them Jersey Jints on the bottom rung--

Nawleans use a stiff Brees to capsize the Bucking Ears--

The Soapy 9ers cannot get a break even with Arid Zona visiting. They lose to the Cards--

The Seathugs drop the Deadskins into an even deeper funk--

Gadzooks-- My Old Dallas Texans come calling to JerryWorld... in what should have been the first Super Bowl--

AND I've... got to pick!

Okay, okay-- My Boys slip by.. in a close one that is decided on the final play.

Hey, Bendy-- Aren't all the games... decided on the final play?

Tony, tell Jeff that refs are not allowed in here.. before gametime.

And in NBC's Sundayness, Seven's Waiders have a fish fry over the Phins--

Sorry, Big, but Monday Night... the Loinchopps get a win over your Aaronless Patty Wackers--

1 posted on 10/31/2017 10:37:22 AM PDT by Bender2

To: big'ol_freeper; Impy; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; Perdogg; ...

I'm going to be busy for a little while...

so y'all talk amongst yourselves--

2 posted on 10/31/2017 10:38:12 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

Hey Bendy, where you been? Haven’t seen your postings at all this season.

3 posted on 10/31/2017 10:41:48 AM PDT by Jim W N

Go ahead and put me on your ping list sil vous plait...

Or silvery player...

4 posted on 10/31/2017 10:44:35 AM PDT by L,TOWM (I don't have a preference for politician or a party. I have God and His standards.)

I have been mostly avoiding the NFL, but isn’t this week 9?

5 posted on 10/31/2017 10:49:37 AM PDT by Ingtar

Re: put me on your ping list sil vous plait...

As if you think you can speak French... Mon stylo jaune est dans le vin!

Sorry, L-- John John could never hold... his beret--

6 posted on 10/31/2017 10:56:47 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

There are no NFL “winners” at the moment.

7 posted on 10/31/2017 10:59:01 AM PDT by tennmountainman ("Prophet Mountainman" Predicter Of All Things RINO...for a small fee.)

Re: I have been mostly avoiding the NFL, but isn’t this week 9?

Just checking to see that you guys... who never, ever want to look at the NFL AGAIN PERIOD!!!! are paying attention--

I FRmailed the Mod to change it.

8 posted on 10/31/2017 11:01:38 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

Ahh jeez, I didn’t need to know about Mr. Bunny Suit and his yellow wine pen...

9 posted on 10/31/2017 11:05:05 AM PDT by L,TOWM (I don't have a preference for politician or a party. I have God and His standards.)

It is just my luck, that in a year that the EAGLES finally show some promise to go to the playoffs or beyond, these misguided ingrates ruin it all. Bet the ranch on the EAGLES beating the Broncos this weekend.

10 posted on 10/31/2017 11:06:55 AM PDT by deweyfrank (Nobody's Perfect)

To: Bender2; Admin Moderator

Concerning your comment in the red-lined box at the top of the thread: By posting things about the nfl you are giving to them credibility.

The nfl, the players and Goodell have screwed the pooch. Please do not give to them credibility by posting info or anything else about the nfl.

Note to Admin Moderator: Please delete this garbage thread.

11 posted on 10/31/2017 11:09:50 AM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Note to all foreigners: Please.....GET OUT and STAY OUT!)

To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

...and who are you to dictate what is and isn’t permitted at FR.?

12 posted on 10/31/2017 11:14:30 AM PDT by mware (RETIRED)

To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

It is definitely UnFreeperish to present the loathsome NFL in a good light....please stop posting this thread :-/

Death to the NFL!

13 posted on 10/31/2017 11:19:28 AM PDT by Bobalu (The NFL, Watching their demise is more fun than watching their games.)

“...and who are you to dictate what is and isn’t permitted at FR.?”

I did not try to dictate. I asked, “please.” ;-)

14 posted on 10/31/2017 11:22:31 AM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Note to all foreigners: Please.....GET OUT and STAY OUT!)

Depends if Morellie is the ref at the Eagles game. He really calls the game against the Eagles Last game he called of over 100 yards against Eagles,and 1yard against their opponent.

15 posted on 10/31/2017 11:24:26 AM PDT by mware (RETIRED)

I have been a fan for about 5 decades. It is hard mot to look sometimes.

16 posted on 10/31/2017 11:47:24 AM PDT by Ingtar

Bills
Falcons
Titans
Jags
Eagles
Saints
Seahawks
Rams
Cards
Cowboys
Raiders, cause Miami cannot live that 40-0 disaster down
Lions

17 posted on 10/31/2017 11:49:59 AM PDT by darkangel82

And you know what?

Jimmy cracked corn and I STILL DON’T CARE.

The NFL is dead to me.

18 posted on 10/31/2017 11:50:18 AM PDT by Lions Gate

To: darkangel82; Bender2

Forgot one: Texans. It’s easy to forget when you don’t do picks for a while. ( I can still pick the Browns over the bye week, right?)

19 posted on 10/31/2017 11:51:36 AM PDT by darkangel82

It’s Week 9, unless you started with Week 0.

20 posted on 10/31/2017 12:10:11 PM PDT by SoothingDave

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