Impy Presents: Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 10

11/7/2017

[pepsi_junkie]

I blew it and missed the Thursday cutoff. Don't know if that disqualifies me for the entire week or not but just in case you want to give me a loss for Thursday and allow my Sunday/Monday picks, here they are:

• Seattle at Arizona: I totally got this right, even predicted the Richard Sherman injury and got the score exactly right. You believe me, right?
• Cincinnati at Tennessee: Tennessee wins. Because someone has to. I don't believe in the Titans but they can surprise you. Bungles? Not so much.
• Cleveland at Detroit: Detroit wins. Because ... Cleveland.
• Green Bay at Chicago: Packers with Rodgers = Juggernaut. Packers without Rodgers = dumpster fire. Bears win.
• L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville: Jacksonville D is strong and Chargers don't travel cross country well. Jaguars win.
• Minnesota at Washington: Vikings are good enough to win with bad QB play and Washington is full of walking wounded. But I think the 'skins play spoiler here. Redskins win
• New Orleans at Buffalo: Two good teams, both playing well. Should be a good game. Advantage to home team: Bills win
• N.Y. Jets at Tampa Bay: Tampa Bay get to eat another L. Jets win.
• Pittsburgh at Indianapolis: I will never pick Indy to win another game this year. Pittsburgh wins
• Houston at L.A. Rams: Houston would have a real good chance with Watson but without? I'll take the red hot Rams. Rams win
• Dallas at Atlanta: I'll take Atlanta at home. Falcons win
• N.Y. Giants at San Francisco: Whew-hoo, stinkfest here. But I'll give the edge to the Giants thanks to Eli Manning's ridiculous lucky throws. Giants win
• New England at Denver: Denver got punched in the mouth and are playing for pride at home. New England is not the juggernaut they've been. Can Ossweiler beat Brady? I'm going to go out on a limb and say "yes" because Von Miller is mad. Broncos win Yeah, that's right. You read it here first!
• Miami at Carolina: Miami's former O-line coach was caught sneaking onto the field to try to sniff the white lines. That's not good. I take Carolina. Panthers win

[trisham]

Another 8:30 game. Oy.

[trisham]

Prayers on the way for Bendy.

Thanks, Impy.

[Impy]

I am very sore at you for messing up the mathematical balance, I'm OCD about that, but it's not like we have any money on this! Based on previous precedent, I don't count missed Thurs picks one way or the other, don't worry about it. ;)

Bold pick on Denver. They've fallen so hard so fast it was jarring to see no one pick them last week. LOL at Miami cokehead, send in Crockett and Tubbs.

Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 10

Thursday, Nov 9, 2017

= ======== Seattle at Arizona==

Sunday, Nov 12, 2017 1:PM E.T. Games

= Cincinnati at Tennessee==========

Cleveland at Detroit==========

== Green Bay at Chicago===-=====

==== L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville=======

======= Minnesota at Washington====

======== New Orleans at Buffalo===

========== N.Y. Jets at Tampa Bay=

=========== Pittsburgh at Indianapolis

Late afternoon Games

Houston at L.A. Rams===========

======= Dallas at Atlanta====

======= N.Y. Giants at San Francisco====

NBC Night Game

========== New England at Denver=

Monday, Nov 13, 2017

Miami at Carolina===========

Bye teams this week: Baltimore, Kansas City, Oakland, Philadelphia

Ongoing

==== == Democratic People's Republic of Korea at United States of America= = = = = = = = = = = = =

[big'ol_freeper]

'Bout time you wheeled your sorry ass back in

But why the box of spare parts?

[big'ol_freeper]

RE: Another 8:30 game. Oy.

The price of success

[big'ol_freeper]

George Takei Accused of Sexually Assaulting Former Model in 1981

Well that's gay ...

[trisham]

Good point. :)

[Bender2]

Re: The price of success

Yes, Big's Cadets pay that price for a win over Duke--

My Navarro County Homeboy quarterbacked Texas Tech visit them Baylor Gals and come back home with the spoils of victory--

Fear the Goat as Navy stump-brokes all them SMU Ponies--

Yes, Virginia-- Child, even old blind Teasips find a acorn now and then as the People Republics of Austin's Shorthorns graze past Kansas--

There will be a huge knee-knockng, chair-throwing, barfing in the pews & flowerbeds all-nightg wake at Big's house as they claim #7 Miami cheated to steal a win from #3 Notre Dame's holy quest-- Then my Fightin's & Lovin' Aggies get the pick of the litter from their meet with New Mexican Sanctuaryians--

My Dear Old Pappy's Horned Toads cross the Red River and return with a inch closer to playing in the national Playoffs--

Now, with all my digits firmly crossed, I await history to unfold.

So, my college picks picked, I'm going back for some more beauty sleep and beautiful dreams of escaping from that cursed horsepital with all my limbs and valves more or less intact!

[Bender2]

Re: But why the box... of spare parts?

Well, according to Martellus Bennett, that half-a-bubble off plumb tight end your Pack & Pattywackers keep on vomiting back and forth between y'all, says those spare parts are from his last medical appointment with Green Bay's Dr. Pat "Feel-Good" McKenzie in trying to cover his own gold & green arse.

Makes sense... to me!

[big'ol_freeper]

that anesthesia just won't wear off

[darkangel82]

I know, I know, Browns. They can’t beat these Lions(we saw them on Mon. night). They could probably beat the 0-16 Lions, but it’s not 2008.

[trisham]

Welcome back!!

[big'ol_freeper]

Patriots have arrived in Denver

[Impy]

Army and Navy both win.

Happy Veterans Day!

[big'ol_freeper]

GI beans and GI gravy, GI wish I'd joined the Navy

[campaignPete R-CT]

winners: ....

CINN
DET
CHI
JAX
MINN
BUFF
JETS
PITT
RAMS
ATL
SF
PATS
CAROLINA

[Impy]

Babylon, 1PM deadline if you want make picks this week.

Angel, I think I heard you pick the Lions so I marked that. If you'd rather leave off that game so as not to pick against your hometown team just let me know.

Good luck all.

Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 10

Thursday, Nov 9, 2017

= ======== Seattle at Arizona==

Sunday, Nov 12, 2017 1:PM E.T. Games

== Cincinnati at Tennessee==========

= Cleveland at Detroit============

== Green Bay at Chicago====-=====

==== L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville========

======== Minnesota at Washington====

======== New Orleans at Buffalo====

=========== N.Y. Jets at Tampa Bay=

============ Pittsburgh at Indianapolis=

Late afternoon Games

= Houston at L.A. Rams============

======= Dallas at Atlanta=====

======= N.Y. Giants at San Francisco=====

NBC Night Game

=========== New England at Denver=

Monday, Nov 13, 2017

= Miami at Carolina============

Bye teams this week: Baltimore, Kansas City, Oakland, Philadelphia

Ongoing

==== == Democratic People's Republic of Korea at United States of America= = = = = = = = = = = = =

[darkangel82]

I’ll leave that pick there just to be honest. Maybe if Peppers can cover and hold Stafford in check, that’s the only way they have a chance of winning.

[big'ol_freeper]

Gee Bend, both our 'boys are 5-4 and my Packer boys, without Aaron, have the tie breaker