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Drunk monkey crashes boat party, downs bottle of vodka and makes underwater scuba escape
Daily Star ^

Posted on 12/04/2017 7:08:32 PM PST by ameribbean expat

They convince the cheeky chap to stop stealing their food and invite it to join them down the other end of the boat.

It obliges, spotting a bottle filled with vodka which it almost takes a bite out of another man in order to acquire.

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Reminds me of my ex brother in law.
1 posted on 12/04/2017 7:08:32 PM PST by ameribbean expat
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To: ameribbean expat

Not Again!


2 posted on 12/04/2017 7:10:26 PM PST by KC_Lion (If you want on First Lady Melania's, Ivanka Trump's or Sarah Palin's Ping Lists, just let me know.)
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To: ameribbean expat

Bet the monkey had that routine down.


3 posted on 12/04/2017 7:11:23 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: ameribbean expat

I thought monkeys couldn’t swim. Guess I was wrong.


4 posted on 12/04/2017 7:11:41 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: ameribbean expat

Lost me on the profanity.


5 posted on 12/04/2017 7:14:26 PM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. Psalm 33:12")
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To: KC_Lion

Racist!


6 posted on 12/04/2017 7:16:51 PM PST by NewCenturions
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, did your monkey get loose??


7 posted on 12/04/2017 7:20:31 PM PST by CodeToad (CWII is coming. Arm Up! They Are!)
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To: ameribbean expat

8 posted on 12/04/2017 7:25:05 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
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To: ameribbean expat

Having witnessed a quick monkey come into our open to the air on one side kitchen at a tourist resort in Zimbabwe and steal wrapped, sealed packages of snacks, I came to conclude that monkeys think they are part of the primate family that evolved into the clan with cameras, refrigerators, potato chips, and bottled drink.


9 posted on 12/04/2017 7:25:11 PM PST by Seeing More Clearly Now
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To: ameribbean expat

I clicked this thread because I assumed it was a story about Obama...


10 posted on 12/04/2017 7:26:57 PM PST by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: Sicon

LOL! I was thinking the same thing.


11 posted on 12/04/2017 7:39:32 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (SCHLONGED: How Donald Trump Beat My Lying, Marxist Ass and Went On to Win the November Election. HRC)
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To: ameribbean expat

The perfect Christmas gift for your Democrat relatives!

Get em two! Just pay the extra handling!


12 posted on 12/04/2017 7:40:55 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ameribbean expat

“Pray for Mojo”


13 posted on 12/04/2017 7:41:56 PM PST by Oratam ("Let justice be done tho' the heavens fall.")
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To: ameribbean expat

“Shaken....not stirred.”


14 posted on 12/04/2017 7:42:52 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ameribbean expat

This is why I never invite more than two or three monkeys to my parties.

Boozers.


15 posted on 12/04/2017 7:44:27 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ameribbean expat

I thought it said Trunk Monkey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y


16 posted on 12/04/2017 7:44:54 PM PST by Tenega
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To: ameribbean expat

Anybody seen Hillary lately?


17 posted on 12/04/2017 7:49:59 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Naw.

Couldn’t be her.

Didn’t go to the bathroom and throw it at them.


18 posted on 12/04/2017 7:51:17 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Larry Lucido

I miss Warren.

L


19 posted on 12/04/2017 7:54:44 PM PST by Lurker (President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
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To: ameribbean expat

Killer Whales.

Great White Sharks.

Drunk Monkeys.

The sea is a cruel mistress.


20 posted on 12/04/2017 7:55:50 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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