The Worst Death By Animal

The Daily Mail ^ | 1207 | Jennifer Newton

[Djl3668]

"If you take one thing away from his advice, it might be to stay well clear of hyenas, because they don't kill quickly, rather, 'they just start eating'. Read on to find out which animals would finish you off the quickest."

[Djl3668]

Hillary. She would kill you with shrieking, cackling fake laugh over an extended period of days. Then, she would lay on top of you breathing on face. That's worse than an iron maiden or hyena. Enjoy the article.

[left that other site]

Well, we have coyotes around here, rather than hyenas.

Which is probably for the best. (((YIKES!)))

[Telepathic Intruder]

Kzin. After committing a crime against the Kzin empire (any crime), they declare you prey. They release you naked into the wild, an hour before a Kzin hero is sent to exact punishment. The last thing you see before the screaming starts is an orange ball of fur and teeth.

[skr]

I’ve heard safari guides say they’d rather be killed by a lion than by a buffalo (they grind you into the ground, an agonizing way to die.)

[Slyfox]

[Zeneta]

Just for fun.

Next time you find an ANT.

Pick him up and place him on your bare skinned arm right where your elbow folds.

Trap the Ant by closing your arm.

Just wait and see how long you can keep your arm closed.

The Ant will begin to eat its way out.

It’s a great bar trick/challenge except that there are very few ants running around at bars.

[Fai Mao]

I was surrounded and threatened by a troop of baboons that live in country parks in Hong Kong.

I was afraid they were going to attack me. I can't think of many things scarier than being eaten by monkeys.

I was saved by a couple and their dog who came up behind me. I suddenly realized why everyone jogging in that park was carrying a bamboo stick.

[left that other site]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdmqn9JIuzc

Reminded me of this!

[Billthedrill]

Definitely the panther.

The panther is like a leopard,
Except it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
Prepare to say Ouch.
Better yet, if called by a panther,
Don't anther.

Ogden Nash, famous big game hunter.

[Inyo-Mono]

I read Gordon Grice's book The Book of Deadly Animals a few years ago and would agree about being attacked by hyena being a very bad situation.

He also discusses shark attacks. Many "experts" say sharks only attack people by mistake, thinking they are seals. Grice observes that many Great White sharks have been observed sticking their heads out of water to check out a boat with people in it before attacking the boat. He says. "Does that sound like the shark is making a mistake?"

[11Bush]

there are very few ants running around at bars.

Obviously you patronize a higher class of bar than I do.

[Huskrrrr]

The tax wolves of Congress. They keep you alive, barely, as they consume your wealth.

[Zeneta]

LOL

That really made me laugh.

Awesome

[Gay State Conservative]

I've had a strong love for Africa and its wildlife since my first trip there 35 years ago.These days I watch a lot of the National Geographic Channel and youtube videos of African wildlife.

From what I've seen wild dogs are the worst.A pack of 20 of them bring down an antelope and within 5 minutes they've literally picked it clean and left it for the jackals and vultures.

[TaMoDee]

I’ve been in bars where Beavers were running around.
Does that count?

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Read on to find out which animals would finish you off the quickest.

There are plenty of wild animal videos indicating that all predators will simply start eating the second they can be sure their prey will not try to jump up and run - they don't care if the prey is alive or dead, they've usually expended an enormous amount of energy to subdue their prey and their sole purpose was to eat, not to provide a merciful death. It's a savage world for animals - it's how our ancient ancestors lived, both as predator and prey before our brains delivered us from the constant fear of being killed and eaten - or eaten alive.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

None of these is close to an attack by a male chimp. They will bite off your fingers, face, genitals, gouge out your eyes and leave you alive.

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...stay well clear of hyenas, because they don't kill quickly, rather, 'they just start eating'

From what I've seen, they're not as bad as zombies, like those on The Walking Dead. They eat you alive, and they're ugly as hell and walk funny.

[Inyo-Mono]

There are plenty of wild animal videos indicating that all predators will simply start eating the second they can be sure their prey will not try to jump up and run - they don't care if the prey is alive or dead, they've usually expended an enormous amount of energy to subdue their prey and their sole purpose was to eat, not to provide a merciful death.

Very true.

[11Bush]

Most of the Beaver Bars I have been in were in Fayetteville, NC.

Good time, good times.