Posted on 02/23/2018 10:59:24 AM PST by Gamecock
U.S.—Sources across the United States confirmed Friday that the cross-section of citizenry which has been comparing President Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler for two years has begun to demand that he take guns away from all citizens at once.
Passionate protests and rallies recently all demanded the “dangerous madman” confiscate everybody’s firearms.
“Trump is a dangerous tyrant, so he should be the only one with deadly weapons!” one woman screamed at an anti-gun protest. “People obviously can’t be trusted with them. Instead, we need to entrust them only to the most powerful man on the planet, who has proven time and time again he’s no better than history’s most violent dictators and has the potential to become an iron-fisted totalitarian!”
Holding up a variety of colored signs and chanting various slogans, the protesters simultaneously upheld the ideas that Donald Trump is a raving lunatic and that any citizens who wish to own a firearm in order to protect themselves and their families have “blood on their hands.”
At publishing time, the nation had continued to blame gun owners for any shooting that occurs in the United States, while absolving Planned Parenthood of killing millions upon millions of babies.
My Tag line!...................
BABYLON BEE is synonymous with FAKE NEWS. But they are very up-front about it being FAKE.
It’s not as contrary as it sounds. Deep in the evil hearts of leftists is the strong desire to be slaves to a tyrant. They want a Hitler to worship and serve in lieu of the God of Israel.
Compare "The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire." with "All the news that's fit to print".
Although I do think I injured an abdominal upon reading the Babylon Bee story: Family Prays At McDonald’s, Food Miraculously Transforms Into Chick-Fil-A
OMG they really DID want Hitlery! I thought they were just stupid and duped and didn’t understand what she really was. But they understood perfectly well what she was. This is exactly the kind of thing they expected from her. They wanted ==>Her to be the leader of the revolution and they failed ==>Her by failing to get her elected.
It’s fake? Are you sure? How can you tell?
Sources across the United States confirmed Friday that the cross-section of citizenry which has been comparing President Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler for two years has begun to demand that he take guns away from all citizens at once. Passionate protests and rallies recently all demanded the “dangerous madman” confiscate everybody’s firearms. “Trump is a dangerous tyrant, so he should be the only one with deadly weapons!” one woman screamed at an anti-gun protest. “People obviously can’t be trusted with them. Instead, we need to entrust them only to the most powerful man on the planet, who has proven time and time again he’s no better than history’s most violent dictators and has the potential to become an iron-fisted totalitarian!”
You mean someone like OBAMA! “Heil _______!”
Satire. John Semmens is getting a run for his money.
DANG!
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