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Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives......
The Internet - Neal Boortz Commentary - WSB Atlanta ^ | 02/28/2018 | Unknown

Posted on 02/28/2018 7:44:50 AM PST by Red Badger

Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives October 17, 2009 at 12:06pm

Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs healthcare, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that providesit. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll show it to his friends and have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: conservatives; difference; liberals

1 posted on 02/28/2018 7:44:50 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

If a Conservative has a child, he teaches them independent, caring, faithful and respectful...if a liberal has a child they grow up to be Hitler, Goebbels or Himmler.


2 posted on 02/28/2018 7:53:37 AM PST by pburgh01 (Negan all the MSM)
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if a liberal has a child....that can make it safely out of the womb completely with brains intact......


3 posted on 02/28/2018 7:57:24 AM PST by Red Badger (The people who call Trump a tyrant are the same people who want the president to confiscate weapons.)
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“Liberals are so open minded their brains fall out.”- M. Savage


4 posted on 02/28/2018 8:01:07 AM PST by Tilted Irish Kilt
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And, if a liberal had a brain he’d trained to think, he’d be a conservative.


5 posted on 02/28/2018 8:14:52 AM PST by Wneighbor (A pregnant woman is responsible for TWO lives, not one. (It's a wonderful "deplorable" truth))
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When a Conservative goes to a sporting event, he stands for the National Anthem. When a liberal goes to a sporting event. he sits in support of those that take a knee.


6 posted on 02/28/2018 8:33:35 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (What is a Blue City? First world cities run by third world politicians.)
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To: Red Badger

The difference is that conservatives have a fully developed frontal cortex and consider themselves as adults.


7 posted on 02/28/2018 9:27:36 AM PST by RideForever
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To: Red Badger

Nailed it.


8 posted on 02/28/2018 9:39:19 AM PST by EdnaMode
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To: Red Badger

Satanists vs Christians.


9 posted on 02/28/2018 9:41:30 AM PST by DungeonMaster (There is nothing new under the sun.)
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A conservative wants all to be equal at the starting line.
A liberal wants all to be equal at the finish line.


10 posted on 02/28/2018 5:27:57 PM PST by llevrok (DACA = Democrats Against Citizen Americans)
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To: Red Badger

The difference between conservatives and liberals can be summed by one word, consequences.

Conservative values are formed by respecting the consequences. Liberal values are formed around the idea of removing consequences.


11 posted on 05/20/2018 10:25:30 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death by cults.)
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