Muslim cleric warns that fantasizing about strangers during sex leads to gay babies

https://www.jihadwatch.org ^ | 03/11/2018 | Christine Douglass-Williams

[TADSLOS]

Pretty sure a muzzy woman is fantasizing about air freshener when her smelly goat humper is on top of her.

[Secret Agent Man]

Not only now do I look up every day for Jesus’ return, I now am actively praying for it.

[gibsonguy]

Well that explains it.

[Fhios]

Brilliant. I think I’ll use that one on my daughter.

[faithhopecharity]

when Sasquatches start being sighted with bright orange hair,
we’ll know the D’s have finally found their “reason” to impeach

[outofsalt]

So, in San Francisco, nearly every woman must have been hallucinating men.
It has to go way, way past fantasy!? Right?

[Hoosier-Daddy]

At least that’s what his father told him.

[onedoug]

The stupidity of islam.

How much longer is the US going to put up with this?

[heterosupremacist]

# 2 ~ Secret Agent Man wrote: *Not only now do I look up every day for Jesus’ return, I now am actively praying for it.* I understand that this is not a defeatist form of thinking. [many will accuse you] & I also think of such things often, and I am often accused of dwelling on, or even obsessing with eschatology. I propose that Death/Judgement/Heaven/Hell is the ONLY thing for us to remain focused on. es·cha·tol·o·gy (ĕs′kə-tŏl′ə-jē) n. 1. The branch of theology that is concerned with the end of the world or of humankind. 2. A belief or a doctrine concerning the ultimate or final things, such as death, the destiny of humanity, the Second Coming, or the Last Judgment. [Greek eskhatos, last; see eghs in Indo-European roots + -logy.] es·chat′o·log′i·cal (ĭ-skăt′l-ŏj′ĭ-kəl, ĕs′kə-tə-lŏj′-) adj. es·chat′o·log′i·cal·ly adv. es′cha·tol′o·gist n. American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition. Copyright © 2016 by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. All rights reserved.

[nickedknack]

If the Muzzie female is fantasizing about some other man, and the Muzzie male is fantasizing about some other woman, it results in an LGBTQWERTY offspring that dresses in lumberjack shirts and likes Broadway show tunes.

[Deplorable American1776]

I heard everything now... Muslim cleric = Comic Relief!

[heterosupremacist]

Billthedrill wrote: Just for the heck of it I Goggled up “handsome Turkish soap opera actor”. Gay as a Maypole dance. IMHO. GAYER than a Maypole Dance

[nickedknack]

In fact, Maypoles are viewed as a sexual aids by Turkish male soap opera stars.

[BackRoads775]

I was doing just that, with his mom.

[Georgia Girl 2]

This is what happens after 1000 years of marrying first cousins. Average IQ of 81.

[Enchante]

So Chelsea Clinton is really a lesbian??? /s

[vpintheak]

And he continued saying, “That’s why brothers, why you must maintain focus on your favorite sheep, goat, or camel. We must not allow gay babies.”

[nickedknack]

Which begs the question, about whom are Muzzies fantasizing when humping sheep, goats, or camels?

My guess is Mohammed, which results in homosexual jihadists...or is that redundant?

[montag813]

How is Ergodan's wife supposed to get through ANY act of sex thinking only of him?

[heterosupremacist]

nickedknack wrote:

In fact, Maypoles are viewed as a sexual aids by Turkish male soap opera stars.
TMI, nickedknack, thanks for playing...