Michelle Obama had a girls’ night out in Miami. She hit one of the hottest spots, obviously.

Miami.com ^ | 3/22/2018 | Madeleine Marr

[ClearCase_guy]

We had political royalty in Miami Tuesday night.

Now I'm thinking of the classic Humphrey Bogart movie "The African Queen". Excellent movie. But I don't like leeches. I'm just saying.

[AppyPappy]

Oh, Michelle is just so marvy! Everything she does is just perfect. If I ever got to meet her, I would literally just die from happiness. Squeeeel!

[Mears]

Girls night out?

She is no longer a girl.

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[brownsfan]

Moochie be wildin!

[davidb56]

You wouldn’t need a beach umbrella with her fat trunk blocking the sun.

[Batman11]

“We ‘re sure the ex FLOTUS did a hardcore workout the next day.”

Yeah, that’s why her fat ass is as big as Charles Barkley’s!

[OpusatFR]

wow! How much surgery did she have? She is starting to resemble a young Janet Jackson.

[MayflowerMadam]

Michael probably partied art South Beach with the rest of the Miami homosexual boys.

[SaveFerris]

[Moochie be wildin!]

Seems to be a pattern with them .....

Obama is probably too busy reading his X and FMD. Oh, and Lenin and Stalin.

[boomop1]

A pig fest.

[rhubarbk]

Yeah, and I might just kick her in the balls.

[shotgun]

Load testing bridges in Miami?

[beergarden]

It was Star Wars Chewbacca Night?

[JudyinCanada]

I see the chef is giving the Trump thumb’s up gesture. Is he trying to tell us something? Michelle is looking a lot less like Michelle these days. Hopefully she’s paying for her own surgery bills.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

[mass55th]

How can she be political royalty, she’s never run for, nor won a political office.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

We're sure the ex FLOTUS did a hardcore workout the next day.

I doubt it.

[Bonemaker]

“Now I’m thinking of the classic Humphrey Bogart movie “The African Queen””

She’s an African who thinks she is a queen.

[Osage Orange]

Michael has never been a girl.............