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Woman allegedly broke in, drew a bath and helped herself to Cheetos
KXAN ^ | Apr 18, 2018

Posted on 04/20/2018 7:51:03 AM PDT by Gamecock

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To: Gamecock

she was home free UNTIL they brought out the cheetos detector:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xrLuFuLo-w


21 posted on 04/20/2018 9:09:15 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Lurkinanloomin
Undocumented houseguest.

LOL - BINGO

22 posted on 04/20/2018 9:09:45 AM PDT by GOPJ ( "Universities are becoming laughing stocks of intolerance." - Harvard professor Steven Pinker)
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To: Gamecock

Illegal possession of Cheetos with no intent to distribute. Book ‘em, Danno!


23 posted on 04/20/2018 9:25:31 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (What profits a man if he gains the world yet loses his soul?)
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To: Puppage

Definitely guilty...


24 posted on 04/20/2018 9:27:13 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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To: Maceman

I remember hearing about this but hadn’t seen it. But I ISN’T going to try this at my house or anyone else’s either.

I have to hand it to her for creativity, though. In my 61 years, doing this has never once crossed my mind.


25 posted on 04/20/2018 9:31:45 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: Gamecock

Lousy racist homeowners.

She didn’t want any coffee...just needed to use the head.


26 posted on 04/20/2018 9:35:21 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Gamecock

Not the cheetos???


27 posted on 04/20/2018 9:50:34 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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"Not the cheetos???"

"It's not easy being cheezy."

This is not the perp who is too hideous to behold.

28 posted on 04/20/2018 10:04:14 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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I wouldn’t mind finding that one in my bathtub, Cheetos or not.


29 posted on 04/20/2018 10:13:36 AM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
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