chased to her death off rooftop by gang of raging monkeys in 3rd 'macaque murder' in 3 months

The Sun ^ | January 18, 2019 | Mark Hodge

[ETL]

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OAP chased to her death off rooftop by gang of raging monkeys in third ‘macaque murder’ in just three months

[BenLurkin]

Machetes and an organized posse. Fix that problem in no time.

[Dr. Sivana]

Are monkeys one of those protected animals in India? I heard something about a “Monkey god” who saved the princess with his tail or some such.

[DannyTN]

Where's Baloo when you need him?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I’d never live where these vermin were prevalent. And if I did, I’d shoot them on sight, illegal or not. Maybe even poison them. Or perhaps any of a dozen different ways to exterminate them discretely.

[dowcaet]

Look at those fangs! Apes and monkeys are very dangerous and much stronger physically than us. I remember the incident in Connecticut a few years back when someone’s “pet” chimp went ballistic and ripped a woman’s face off. She survived but required a facial transplant!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Hanuman.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Tonight's feature on Monster Chiller Horror Theater is The Killer Monkeys From West Mifflin, Pennsylvania starring Alan Young, Howard Keel, Barbara Eden and KoKo.

[Mears]

There are macaques on Gibralter——and we were warned about them by our tour guide.

I didn’t know about this type of agressiveness,though.

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[PapaBear3625]

The problem with something being in “protected” status: if they don’t fear you as a predator, then they will treat you as prey.

This principle does not just apply to monkeys.

[rktman]

Oh, so it’s okay to say “macaque” but not “macaca”. What if the headline had been AOC chased off rooftop?

[carmen2017]

Teeth like the New Commie Congresswoman.

[be-baw]

Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

And then she was eaten by her pet alligator why her 3-year-old son petted the family cobra.

India is just weird.

[dead]

Reason #2,532 to never go to India.

[Robert DeLong]

That's: Blood-Sucking Monkeys From West Mifflin, Pennsylvania . 8>)

[rockrr]

All this time we assumed that The Planet Of The Apes would take place in New York...

[rjsimmon]

[dfwgator]

“You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark? Or death by monkeys?”

Guess he chose “Death by monkeys”.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

A Browning A-5 would do the job and send a message.