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Florida Man Says 'Jesus Told Me To" After Driving Ferrari Into Water
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| January 16, 2019
| By RJ Johnson
Posted on 03/22/2019 1:01:52 PM PDT by Red Badger
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Florida Man Challenge:
Google "Florida Man" and your birthday and see what comes up!...................
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:04:18 PM PDT
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:05:25 PM PDT
by
rrrod
(just an old guy with a gun in his pocket)
To: Red Badger
Jesus walked on the water, and he could drive a Ferrari across it too.
Florida Man on the other hand...
To: Red Badger
Do you ever watch Live PD? For some reason Florida has some of the strangest criminal cases in the country and also a lot of methed up red necks.
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:06:24 PM PDT
by
LukeL
To: LukeL
We had a local video taped live Cop Show here called ‘Blue Lights’.
Saw one of my coworkers get arrested on it once..................
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:07:48 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
"Money is going to be irrelevant in two days"
@#%^&*! I just put $4 into the company lottery pool.
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:08:42 PM PDT
by
chrisser
To: Red Badger
hey, well...
just like the Hebrew National adverts,
he “obeys a higher authority”
ha ha
now all he has to do is produce Jesus as his defense witness in court,.. and
he could beat this ticket!
smile smile
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:09:27 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Red Badger
No, Jesus “I walk on water”. I’m sorta sure He didn’t say “walk on water”...
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:11:28 PM PDT
by
max americana
(Fired libtards at our company for the past 12 yrs at every election. I hope all liberals die.)
To: Red Badger
Wait, maybe it was a “Jesus” who swam across the Rio Grande last summer.
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:14:45 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: Red Badger
Patient Discharge Orders:
Take half tablet of Haldol, wait 2 hours, take 1 time released capsule of Risperadal before bed.
**Optional Regimen: 2 hours in a (warm) Sauna reading The Bible, then call me in the morning.
Drink water or Ginger Ale. Use music of your choice. (earphones).
To: Red Badger
because he believed the officer on the dock was Egyptian No, he just walked like an Egyptian.
To: Red Badger
"Jesus made me the smartest man on earth and it's so hard to have this much responsibility," he told officers. "Money is going to be irrelevant in two days, remember to smile."
I wonder what is FR handle is.
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:25:18 PM PDT
by
Nachoman
(Following victory, its best to reload.)
To: Red Badger
What does Jesus tell Tesla drivers to do?
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:26:12 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: PGR88
Set their cars on fire?............
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:29:38 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: ifinnegan
“Heysoos”? Looking for a day job cleaning up the car?
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:30:43 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:32:34 PM PDT
by
Pelham
(Secure Voter ID. Mexico has it, because unlike us they take voting seriously)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/22/2019 1:34:03 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Red Badger
"Mucciaccio also told officer that he drove into the water because he believed the officer on the dock was Egyptian and did not believe in Jesus."
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