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To: ptsal

The fact of the matter is,,,he is in training. This is what the dems do best.

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The fact of the matter is, he is in training. He did not even break 0.00% in the primaries.....so he defaulted to what hi best skil is. HE WILL SOON CHALLENGE farting champion at the farting post. What he passed was the simple flutter-blast.He demonstratedated no motor control release.To win he will have to conquer wins complete control the magnificent flutter blast.The thunder roll is simply a farting power demonstration requiring no finesse. Show of defiance mean littele when being judged by past champions.. As one approaches “ show- time” conditions can make the difference. Odor can push one over the top...cabbage. red bean and the omnipresent Mexican food topped off by several laggers. Finally control. Most finish up with finely controlled squeakers....sometimes a perfected staccato as the strain for that last hifi pitch passing....THEN silence and a slow walk around...then a post with gluteal flaps raised. If,however the bowels are not contained game over the walk of shame. Bowel action is an automatic disqualified.


49 posted on 11/19/2019 2:36:42 AM PST by Texas Songwriter ( bo)
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To: Texas Songwriter

The state of California has outlawed new natural gas hookups.

What will Eric Fartwell do?

Now, the hookups will be handled by Ed Buck and Adam Schiff. Of course, multiple hookups requiring cross connections will be handled by Katie Hill.


62 posted on 11/19/2019 6:44:20 AM PST by ptsal
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