𝙊𝙈𝙂!!! 𝙇𝘼𝙕𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙕 𝘿𝙄𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏!!!!

7/22/2023 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

But, but the night is not over yet.

Wouldn't that be ironic?

God has exactly this sense of humor, He does. :^)

[Delta 21]

Hey Laz, I been looking for that pic of you and HG at the memorial shoot you went to. Post it if you have it hand, please/thanks.

[null and void]

“I will die bravely, like a bridegroom”
― William Shakespeare, King Lear

[Gnome1949]

I would like to add as a testimonial at his memorial, “Laz was a good shot. Everyone was impressed with his marksmanship. He was different. Some say he was a little paranoid but you would expect that of someone who had been dosed by the CIA with LSD for almost a decade.”

(I actually stole the above from the “funeral” of Marvin Boggs (John Malkovich) in the movie, Red 2, and the similar touching eulogy by Frank Moses (Bruce Willis).

(...by the way, Marvin was faking his death, too).

[windsorknot]

Sorry to hear about your death. I hope you pull out of it soon. Shake it off!

[Lazamataz]

Dude. I came *this* close to cardiac infarction when I read that.

Make sure to tell all of our friends on Facebook!

[djstex]

LOL!

[cpdiii]

LAZ

You scared the hell out of me! I am not sufficiently astute to judge what is hit-able or not. None can measure up to LAZ THE GREAT JUDGE of women, though I do question your standards at times and just say to myself, “some Kentucky Bourbon was probably involved in his judgement.”

Have a great day LAZ!

[MeganC]

{{{ Hugs!! }}}

[bray]

Wymen are in mourning tonight.

[Lazamataz]

Who is Elvis Garcia?

The illegal alien he bought the monkeys from.

I mean, it is the MANNER of Laz's death that most concerns me. How many people are killed by 76 angry husbands (simultaneously), while dressed in a clown outfit, smeared head to tow in orange marmalade, surrounded by 17 monkeys, with his finger in a outlet and a lightbulb (glowing) screwed in his ass?

[Big Red Badger]

10:34 is the time Laz posted
Maybe he’s got a timer set that ?!?
.
Via Con Dios

[djstex]

Well you been around a long time and hope your demise will prove to all ,there is no one else like you!

Good Grief only LAZ could do this!
LOL!

[Spacetrucker]

WHAT THE ACTUAL F^%*???? I’d rather this be a sick joke than real!

[Morgana]

Laz I ought to beat you silly! I thought that headline was for real.

[Ciaphas Cain]

Okay, I just did :-)

[Spacetrucker]

OMFG You ASSHOLE! I didn’t read the post before posting! Laz, this takes the cake, bud!

[Lazamataz]

WHAT THE ACTUAL F^%*???? I’d rather this be a sick joke than real!

I think it's a little of both.... a real sick joke.

Kinda like me!

[leaning conservative]

If you do, indeed, get to heaven.....stay the same tranquil and beautiful soul you were on earth.

If you are in hell, let her rip!

[super7man]

As per FR tradition I am commenting based on the headline. I did not read the article. Sorry to see him go.